The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Johnny Ryall]

I've got some damn good friends that are gay. I'm absolutely for same sex marriage. I don't think that there is a God that says you cannot do this, you cannot do that. If two cats can't get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest 5 kids, then go to prison and accept God, he's going to let him into heaven. After the fact that he did all that gooseberry fool? See, that's all horse gooseberry fool to me, that don't jive with me.

By cats he doesn't mean of the feline variety...

Brave man for coming out and saying it (being in the southern US I mean) but he's absolutely right. Weird that for some reason he's started talking like he's in the 1950s, maybe it's a subversive commentary on the outdated views regarding gay marriage? Or maybe he just likes to say 'jive' and 'cats' now...

Steve lives in 316 gimmick street in los angalees not in the south. Steve's way of talking is a bit out there. He often doesn't know whether to crap or wind his watch. THE CAT COULD WORK!

I had a dream last night I got committed. It was actually a nice place and I was sad when I woke up.

[Skippy]

I've got some damn good friends that are gay. I'm absolutely for same sex marriage. I don't think that there is a God that says you cannot do this, you cannot do that. If two cats can't get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest 5 kids, then go to prison and accept God, he's going to let him into heaven. After the fact that he did all that gooseberry fool? See, that's all horse gooseberry fool to me, that don't jive with me.

By cats he doesn't mean of the feline variety...

Good man. I saw this on Buzzfeed ( ) with the headline "Wrestler Steve Austin bodyslams gay marriage" or some gooseberry fool and assumed he'd said something awful. Glad to see he was absolutely right. strawberry float yeah Stone Cold!

[Johnny Ryall]

SWIG OF BEER FOR THE WORKING MAN. MAKING MONEY UP IN THIS BITCH.

[Psychic]

SWIG OF BEER FOR THE WORKING MAN. MAKING MONEY UP IN THIS BITCH.

Which is good for paying these gimmicks in the mail they call bills!

[Prototype]

DON'T FAH-GET THE SLASH STEVE

[Johnny Ryall]

Watching a 2002 raw on the network and GOD DAMN

[Mafro]

She had her implants removed, didn't she?

[Ginga]

Take a minute and realise that all of the skimpy, cleavage-baring outfits, the arse-lingering backstage camera angles and near-the-knuckle sexual aspects of Stephanie over the years has been completely OK'd by her own father. Yeah.

[Johnny Ryall]

OK'd? More like suggested.

[Ginga]

I was trying to give the old weirdo a little bit of leeway, but you're probably right.

[1cmanny1]

It was probably more to do with getting a certain look, than him being a perv. For example, didn't he look like an orange hulk back then?

[Jay Adama]

He's a perv. Take a look at the time Steph was in a wedding dress post implants (remarrying HHH?) and Vince couldn't take his eyes off her cleavage. He couldn't stop stating at his own daughter's breasts... Perv.

[Dig Dug]

He's a perv. Take a look at the time Steph was in a wedding dress post implants (remarrying HHH?) and Vince couldn't take his eyes off her cleavage. He couldn't stop stating at his own daughter's breasts... Perv.

Nothing wrong with an artist admiring what he helped create.

[Ginga]

Probably been posted before but I thought this was neat:

[captain red dog]

Normally I find Steph looks a bit butch but I thought she looked fantastic at WM.

[1cmanny1]

Really? Did you see those shorts? Speaking of WM, I find it odd that The Rock got a bigger reaction than Hogan and Austin.

Also I just realised they are ripping off that Get to the Greek movie with the Adam Rose gimmick.

[Skippy]

Speaking of WM, I find it odd that The Rock got a bigger reaction than Hogan and Austin.

Crowd knew Hogan and Austin would be there. Rock was a surprise

[SerialCeler]

I worked in mental health. I love how going to mental hospital is portrayed as a punishment for losing a match. Back in the attitude era sure, but now? Sigh.

Not only that, but repeated use of the term "funny farm" on by Anderson Impact two weeks ago (which led to a crowd chant). I know this might seemit a bit over-sensitive, but this is the 21st century.

[KK]

Enter your own "Southern promotion" gag here.

[Dig Dug]

I know wrestling has a reputation as a lowest common denominator thing but things like that have always irked me. I remember going to a local show once and one of the wrestlers got a gay lord chant going which just isn't on anymore (the crowd was like 70% children under 10).