The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[KK]

"SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Irene Demova]

"A viscous strike!"

[Baron Zemo]

For who-ever is playing the WWE Drinking game tonight,

You're strawberry floated, and Goodbye

[Zellery]

By the way, Burchill and Katie Lea only had to leave ECW in their stipulation, not leave the company. I expect to see them on Smackdown in the not too distant future.

Also who the hell is the new ring announcer on ECW?

[Zellery]

[Cuttooth]

What does the drinking game involve?

[Corazon de Leon]

What does the drinking game involve?

The only ones you'll ever get to use are:

Every time Cole says the word "Viper" in relation to Randy Orton, shouts "NO! NOT THIS WAY!" or mentions the WWE Universe, you take a shot.

And one that were put in for a laugh:

Every time Triple H puts over a younger and more talented roster member, you down the bottle of whatever you're shotting.

I can't actually remember the rest, someone will need to dig the rules out.

[Baron Zemo]

Everytime Cole says either

Vintage
Viper
Not This Way
Stalking His Prey

You take a shot of your choice ( got to be alcohol )

[Psychic]

The Official WWE PPV Drinking game rules.

When any of the following happens, down a shot.

The WWE Universe is mentioned
A resthold is applied
Every time Michael Cole uses the word "Vintage"
Every time Randy Orton is referred to as a viper
Needless pyro that could obliterate a small country is used
Jeff Hardy referred to as a "Risktaker, daredevil or adrenaline junkie.
John Cena makes a comeback with his 5 moves of doom

When any of the following happens, down 3 shots.

Michael Cole reads from his script "NO, NOT THIS WAY!"
A title changes hands
Someone botches

When any of the following happens, down a bottle.
Triple H puts over a young talent on PPV

We need a replacement for Jeff.

[Prototype]

[Corazon de Leon]

Just replace it with CM Punk being referred to as arrogant, Triple H being referred to as a cerebral assassin, or Shawn Michael's bald patch being revealed in a match or something.

[Baron Zemo]

The Official WWE PPV Drinking game rules.

When any of the following happens, down a shot.

The WWE Universe is mentioned
A resthold is applied
Every time Michael Cole uses the word "Vintage"
Every time Randy Orton is referred to as a viper
Needless pyro that could obliterate a small country is used
Triple H makes a comeback with his 5 moves of doom
John Cena makes a comeback with his 5 moves of doom
CM Punk being referred to as arrogant
Triple H being referred to as a cerebral assassin
Shawn Michael's bald patch being revealed in a match or something.

When any of the following happens, down 3 shots.

Michael Cole reads from his script "NO, NOT THIS WAY!"
A title changes hands
Someone botches

When any of the following happens, down a bottle.
Triple H puts over a young talent on PPV[/quote]

[Poncho]

I hate the way Michael says "The Viper!" when Orton makes his first appearance of a show; usually one that isn't 'scheduled' and is there for surprise. The way he says it makes it seem like some kind of pantomime.

[Cuttooth]

I don't have enough alcohol in my house for this.

[Corazon de Leon]

How many times does he say that at the Royal Rumble 06? Oh my.

[Corazon de Leon]

THE RATTLESNAKE! THE BIONIC REDNECK! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!

I miss JR y'know.

[Zellery]

What do people believe is the solution to the stale commentary situation?

For starters I think King should go back to his pro heel commentary. Why the hell did he ever change anyway?

[Corazon de Leon]

Tony Schiavone. The only solution.

[Baron Zemo]

What do people believe is the solution to the stale commentary situation?

MCN or KKLEIN

[Zellery]

What do people believe is the solution to the stale commentary situation?

Celebrity announcers, different ones every week for the hell of it.

Can you imagine how funny that would be? They should start with those two Nascar drivers.