The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[A J Styles]

A few news snippets...

Mickie James did know about the "Piggy James" piece on Smackdown before going to the ring. They did a run through of the segment earlier that day.

Rey Mysterio could be out for up to 9 months, but the full extent of his recovery will not be known until after the procedure. Many within WWE are concerned that this may be it for Mysterio's career.

The Big Show also requires knee surgery, which is why he was wearing the brace on his left knee at Survivor Series. No word on when that'll happen.

If Jericho leaves early next year, their roster is going to look even worse than it does now.

I hope he stays for the Edge fued.

[vesp]

IF not, we get Edge v Christian in some form.

[Chocolate Jim]

Jerishow vs E&C would be epic

[KK]

Someone else is getting a bit bored of Striker's overzealous storytelling...

The three-headed announcing team of Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, and Matt Striker was not good. Striker is too smart for his own good. He's better when he paints in big strokes (The "Where else are you going to get this feeling? Everybody in the arena is standing!" type of thing). When he's going into lengthy syllable sentences that have really nothing to do with the match (Yes, I was sick of Cole "correcting" him during the night), it's bad. When he says the classic Striker line of "Did you see that? He would have hooked the leg while going for the pinfall but his arm was injured," I groan. Dumb it down, Professor Striker. Trust me, it will work better.

[Skippy]

Striker does have potential to be a good commentator though but I agree he was very annoying last night

[Baron Zemo]

Cole does have potential to be a good commentator though but I agree he was very annoying last night

Fixed

[Zellery]

Jesus, can you imagine if they lose Rey, Jericho and Big Show all in one go?

[Corazon de Leon]

NOT THIS WAY!

[Baron Zemo]

Jesus, can you imagine if they lose Rey, Jericho and Big Show all in one go?

Can you imagine if they lost Michael Cole

[KK]

Can you imagine if they lost Michael Cole

I've been hoping since 1997. 12 years later, I'm still hoping...

He's gradually managed to get worse as the years have passed. He's now got just as many catchphrases as Jim Ross, none of which are as entertaining. strawberry float off with your "Vintage"...

[Zellery]

Can you imagine if they lost Michael Cole

I've been hoping since 1997. 12 years later, I'm still hoping...

He's gradually managed to get worse as the years have passed. He's now got just as many catchphrases as Jim Ross, none of which are as entertaining. strawberry float off with your "Vintage"...

'Vintage KKLEIN!'

[Corazon de Leon]

"Zellery, the Viper, stalking his prey!"

[Baron Zemo]

Can you imagine if they lost Michael Cole

I've been hoping since 1997. 12 years later, I'm still hoping...

He's gradually managed to get worse as the years have passed. He's now got just as many catchphrases as Jim Ross, none of which are as entertaining. **** off with your "Vintage"...

'Vintage KKLEIN!'

"It's the Viper, NO NOT THIS WAY, THATS VINTAGE ORTON"

[Corazon de Leon]

ZEMO! NO! NOT THIS WAY!

[KK]

"Oh My! It's vintage vintage champaign, King!"

He's now even ripping off Tony Schiavone with his own twist on "Greatest night in the history of our sport". THE banana split.

[Zellery]

[Irene Demova]

"No-one has ever seen the face beneath Zellery's mask"

[Baron Zemo]

"No-one has ever seen the face beneath Zellery's mask"

I hope to God that Orton punts Cole in the face

[KK]

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Every week! Sometimes twice a night!

[Baron Zemo]

You are watching the longest running weekly episodic show in cable history!

Every week! Sometimes twice a night!

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