The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Balloon Sod]

This isn't a spoiler, just a few thoughts people have had about Bret at Mania.

Did Batista win the title for Bret to win it in a tag match...

[Dante]

:fp:

Atleast we get Return of the Star come in later telling us how good this PPV was so we can just move onto Wrestlemania and forget about EC

I haven't actually watched it yet!

I mean no offence in that statement btw

Tonight on RAW - HBK AND A MECHANICAL BULL!

[Mafro]

A mechanical bull

Jericho

[Dante]

A MECHANICAL BULL!

Jericho

This is how to start RAW; a Edge/Jericho setup

[Mafro]

Just seen this on GAF

[Dante]

As I cannot be bothered to Wiki it; hasn't everytime Cena won the EC he went onto lost the title right after the match?

[KK]

Very energetic start to proceedings tonight!

[Balloon Sod]

Wouldn't Sheamus vs Cena, no 1 contender make so much more sense?

[Dante]

Wouldn't Sheamus vs Cena, no 1 contender make so much more sense?

WWE...

[KK]

Sheamus run in here we come!

Unless they're stupid, no way are they giving us the Mania main event tonight. It's going a minute.

[Balloon Sod]

Sheamus run in here we come!

Unless they're stupid, no way are they giving us the Mania main event tonight. It's going a minute.

That's hopefully it. Cena looked like a mong when he said "Who is it against?" like anybody thought it could be anyone other than Sheamus. Then it turned out to be Batista.

I hope to god the Mania event ain't a 3-way.

[Dante]

So we get the DIVA title match tonight?

But not last night...

Ok then

[KK]

Maryse's in trouble.

[Mafro]

Diva match aka time for a gooseberry fool.

[Dante]

Diva match aka time for a wank and a gooseberry fool.

Dusty finish I expect... to the match that is

EDIT - No... This booking for this and last night makes no sense

[KK]

I thought she'd bust her left breast implant...

[Dante]

MECHANICAL BULL!

[Mafro]

Kelly Kelly

[KK]

I wonder if that's an Attitude era bull...

And that was one hell of a slap!

I wouldn't be surprised if Sheamus runs straight out & kicks Batista just to get Cena Disqualified. Everyone then feels robbed of a main event...again.

[Mafro]

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