The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[teh bork]

It's Mr Ziggles.

[Cardinal Chunder]

Kick his ass, Patterson. Get Gerry Briscoe in there as well.

[KK]

"Shut the strawberry float up!"

Love it.

[Psychic]

Ziggler

This really does feel like an overlong version of Raw/SD.

[Cardinal Chunder]

So what the strawberry float was the point of that?

[KK]

Cole: Lets get back to Breaking Point now.

Oh, here was me thinking we were watching fishomania.

[Psychic]

Right I'm off to bed. I'll watch Cena's superman comeback despite Legacy's interefence and win by his strawberry floating apalling STF, followed by shenanigans in the Punk/Taker match tommorow.

Night gents.

[Jam-Master Jay]

Didn't Teddy Long have a surprise for tonight?

[KK]

Not one I Quit match has lived up to Mankind/The Rock from The Royal Rumble.

Didn't Teddy Long have a surprise for tonight?

He did, yes.

[Cardinal Chunder]

Not one I Quit match has lived up to Mankind/The Rock from The Royal Rumble.

I rewatched that a couple of days ago. Rock used to say, "monkey crap", a lot back then.

[KK]

Why is Cole telling us about an interview that happened earlier in the night? This isn't Raw. I doubt people who've paid to watch this event have tuned out. Then again...

[Corazon de Leon]

Im back from my night out dudes just turned tghe orton matcho n. msn chat hjappening?

[Cardinal Chunder]

Lay off the tan, Orton.

[Corazon de Leon]

lay off the ton ortan!

[Cardinal Chunder]

Go to bed, Cora.

[Corazon de Leon]

NEVER

[Cardinal Chunder]

Have a coffee then and sober up a bit.

[Corazon de Leon]

i think ill go to bed if thats the choiceman coffee tastes like i imagine piss warmed up does.

[Corazon de Leon]

im sobering up a bit now btw i think its this shitey match thats doing it for me

[Cardinal Chunder]

This has been an appalling PPV.