The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[vesp]

At Vesp: Virgin on Demand.

Thank you Will check it out later

[Balloon Sod]

At Vesp: Virgin on Demand.

Thank you Will check it out later

You're welcome. Be sure to find a stream, though. It WILL cut out within the first hour. It always does.

However, a stream means you have a (shitty) backup plan, and you can reclaim the cash for the PPV.

[Zellery]

Nah mic skills was the first thing that sprung to mind too don't worry!

I can't believe people would criticise him for strawberry floated up spots though, he produces the riskiest and biggest spots of any wrestler in the WWE, I think he's earned a margin for error that others simply don't have.

Exactly. He's a little clumsy, but it's expected. And he's on meth. That rots your face.

At Vesp: Virgin on Demand.

Is he still on meth? Or are you throwing around wild accusations?

[vesp]

At Vesp: Virgin on Demand.

Thank you Will check it out later

You're welcome. Be sure to find a stream, though. It WILL cut out within the first hour. It always does.

However, a stream means you have a (shitty) backup plan, and you can reclaim the cash for the PPV.

Oooo clever thank you!!

[Balloon Sod]

Nah mic skills was the first thing that sprung to mind too don't worry!

I can't believe people would criticise him for strawberry floated up spots though, he produces the riskiest and biggest spots of any wrestler in the WWE, I think he's earned a margin for error that others simply don't have.

Exactly. He's a little clumsy, but it's expected. And he's on meth. That rots your face.

At Vesp: Virgin on Demand.

Is he still on meth? Or are you throwing around wild accusations?

Purely throwing around wild accusations. I have no evidence.

However, he'll always be Meth Hardy to me.

[Ginga]

"Thursday RAW Thursday"

Those were the days

Also has anyone else seen this?
*HIGHLY LIKELY BUT NOT PARTICULARLY SURPRISING APRIL FOOLS FAN-MADE SPOILER FOR THE TAKER V HBK MATCH*

[Prototype]

I will never watch wrestling again if Taker's record becomes 16-1.

Wouldn't have a bad word to say about him losing it to a blue-chipper they want to push to the moon, but Shawn Michaels? Fuuuuuuuck off.

[Ginga]

The problem is there is no-one worthy of taking that crown off Taker and I gather they have to keep it from going stale, so they pull in a tired veteran who could beat him and hope the fans don't mind that it's a decade old idea.
I hate how they are still trying to sell Shawn Michaels the same way they did back in the 90s, like some dangerous, rebellious kid when most people know he's so far up McMahon's arse he's sorting out what he had for dinner.
Even someone that's fun to watch like Jeff Hardy won't ever be the full article or a big enough pull for fans like Stone Cold or The Rock because his mic skills are strawberry floating woeful and he lacks charisma.

[Skippy]

The problem is there is no-one worthy of taking that crown off Taker and I gather they have to keep it from going stale, so they pull in a tired veteran who could beat him and hope the fans don't mind that it's a decade old idea.
I hate how they are still trying to sell Shawn Michaels the same way they did back in the 90s, like some dangerous, rebellious kid when most people know he's so far up McMahon's arse he's sorting out what he had for dinner.
Even someone that's fun to watch like Jeff Hardy won't ever be the full article or a big enough pull for fans like Stone Cold or The Rock because his mic skills are strawberry floating woeful and he lacks charisma.

MVP has the most potential in the company at the moment, then Morrison. If anyone should have ended the streak it should have been either Orton in 05 or they should have made it so it was HBK 12 years ago

[Return_of_the_STAR]

Just going back to the Jeff Hardy discussion. I personally don't like Jeff, I never have. I've always preferred Matt to be honest. I respect some of the moves that Jeff pulls off, but as a personality i just don't like him. Plus the fact that he has to finish every sentence with the word "man" really annoys me. I'm glad his dog is dead, Matt should have stuffed his dog and sent it back to Jeff with a note in it's mouth saying "i hate you Jeff you bored me stiff".

Anyway when are we going to post our predictions? is it supposed to be today?

[Skippy]

Rogs in charge of that. Think there should be bonus questions

Will Batista make an appearence? (I'd like to see him screw Cena and turn heel)
Will Edge and Christian be reunited back stage?
Will Austin appear in the legends match?

etc

[Return_of_the_STAR]

Rogs in charge of that. Think there should be bonus questions

Will Batista make an appearence? (I'd like to see him screw Cena and turn heel)
Will Edge and Christian be reunited back stage?
Will Austin appear in the legends match?

etc

I'm hoping that all of the above happens. Austin should be at the event as they usually wheel out the HOF inductees in the event and make them stand at the top of the ramp for an ovation.

[Chocolate Jim]

I like Jeff Hardy the wrestler, but indeed his mic work has ... and always will be extremely poor. For some reason I just cant stand his face painting either ... it makes him look an absolute nob.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

I like Jeff Hardy the wrestler, but indeed his mic work has ... and always will be extremely poor. For some reason I just cant stand his face painting either ... it makes him look an absolute nob.

So agree on the face painting. I do not want to see him wearing that gooseberry fool at Wrestlemania.

[Drumstick]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hitman-Real-Car ... 399&sr=8-1

GO!

[Zellery]

The problem is there is no-one worthy of taking that crown off Taker and I gather they have to keep it from going stale, so they pull in a tired veteran who could beat him and hope the fans don't mind that it's a decade old idea.
I hate how they are still trying to sell Shawn Michaels the same way they did back in the 90s, like some dangerous, rebellious kid when most people know he's so far up McMahon's arse he's sorting out what he had for dinner.
Even someone that's fun to watch like Jeff Hardy won't ever be the full article or a big enough pull for fans like Stone Cold or The Rock because his mic skills are strawberry floating woeful and he lacks charisma.

MVP has the most potential in the company at the moment, then Morrison. If anyone should have ended the streak it should have been either Orton in 05 or they should have made it so it was HBK 12 years ago

Morrison is head and shoulders above MVP.

[Skippy]

The problem is there is no-one worthy of taking that crown off Taker and I gather they have to keep it from going stale, so they pull in a tired veteran who could beat him and hope the fans don't mind that it's a decade old idea.
I hate how they are still trying to sell Shawn Michaels the same way they did back in the 90s, like some dangerous, rebellious kid when most people know he's so far up McMahon's arse he's sorting out what he had for dinner.
Even someone that's fun to watch like Jeff Hardy won't ever be the full article or a big enough pull for fans like Stone Cold or The Rock because his mic skills are strawberry floating woeful and he lacks charisma.

MVP has the most potential in the company at the moment, then Morrison. If anyone should have ended the streak it should have been either Orton in 05 or they should have made it so it was HBK 12 years ago

Morrison is head and shoulders above MVP.

MVP as the whole "package" has more potential imo. He's better on the mic for a start. That said I want a Morrison/HBK feud and I want it NOW!

[Zellery]

The problem is there is no-one worthy of taking that crown off Taker and I gather they have to keep it from going stale, so they pull in a tired veteran who could beat him and hope the fans don't mind that it's a decade old idea.
I hate how they are still trying to sell Shawn Michaels the same way they did back in the 90s, like some dangerous, rebellious kid when most people know he's so far up McMahon's arse he's sorting out what he had for dinner.
Even someone that's fun to watch like Jeff Hardy won't ever be the full article or a big enough pull for fans like Stone Cold or The Rock because his mic skills are strawberry floating woeful and he lacks charisma.

MVP has the most potential in the company at the moment, then Morrison. If anyone should have ended the streak it should have been either Orton in 05 or they should have made it so it was HBK 12 years ago

Morrison is head and shoulders above MVP.

MVP as the whole "package" has more potential imo. He's better on the mic for a start. That said I want a Morrison/HBK feud and I want it NOW!

MVP is better on the mic but Morrison is ten times better than him in the ring.

Morrison has improved a lot on the mic anyway, since his days in NMN, he's also naturally funny so he's the better overall package.

[KK]

Concerning Shawn Michaels & Undertaker (not a result spoiler).

In what appears to be a move done in conjunction with WrestleMania this week, WWE was trying to get an updated phone number contact for Paul Bearer to get him to Texas this week.

Yes...yes...yes

[Zellery]

KKLEIN just orgasmed over a short pale fat man.