The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Pontius Pilate]

The one with the blonde chick? Yeh it's strawberry floating terrible isn't it? And it lasts for ages.

Might just watch my bret hart dvd instead.

Okie, I don't normally complain. But last week, Foley was trying to find Jeff in an effort to get him back so he could talk to Dixie (as she'd listen to him, because he's the founder). But this week, Foley says to Jeff "I think you should let me do the talking..."

Ugh. Make your mind up Mick!

[Irene Demova]

The one with the blonde chick? Yeh it's strawberry floating terrible isn't it? And it lasts for ages.

Yeah

[Pontius Pilate]

Tazz is the worst announcer ever. Even worse than Cole. Bring back heel west! Or Tony.

[Lonestar]

[Skippy]

[teh bork]

TNA: Final Resolution

TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenally wooden" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Kurt Angle

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner ( at this match, ripe for disaster)
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH (The challenge is to make it through the match awake amiright?)
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Abyss/Foley

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: British Invasion

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: ODB

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Eric Young
Winner of X-Division title shot: Robert Roode
Winner of Tag title shot: Samoa Joe
Fired: Kevin Nash

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal
Survivor: Rhino

[Irene Demova]

TNA: Final Resolution

TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenally wooden" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): (Hungry like the) Wolfe

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner ( at this match, ripe for disaster)
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH (The challenge is to make it through the match awake amiright?)
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Abyss/Foley

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: British Invasion

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: Tara

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Eric Young
Winner of X-Division title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of Tag title shot: Robert Roode
Fired: Kevin Nash

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Morgan
Survivor: suicide

[gaminglegend]

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kurt Angle
Winner of X-Division title shot: AJ Styles
Winner of Tag title shot: Mick Foley
Fired: Tara

blackout, just to help you out, none of those people are in the Feast or Fired match.

[PCCD]

What in gods name is a Three Degrees of Pain match?

[Cardinal Chunder]

What in gods name is a Three Degrees of Pain match?

I'm guessing it's 2 out of 3 falls.

[Ginga]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Wolfe

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: ODB

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of X-Division title shot: Jay Lethal
Winner of Tag title shot: James Storm
Fired: Cody Deaner

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal
Survivor: Brother Ray

[Balloon Sod]

Can't sleep so I've been watching Wrestlemania X-7.

During the TLC match Lita rushes the ring to stop Edge from getting the titles. The first thing JR says is... "Lita, jerking Edge off!" Prophetic words there, in retrospect.

The worst one I heard was from about 5 years ago

"Robin Ethics has sacrificed his life, Robin Ethics has sacrificed his family"

[Rog]

Just noticed that Motor City is spelt wrong. Copied and pasted off the TNA site. The whole company is carved from pure fail

[Psychic]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion AJ Styles
Winner (worth double) AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Desmond Wolfe

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Raven and Dr Stevie

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: ODB

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Nash
Winner of X-Division title shot: Jay Lethal
Winner of Tag title shot: Consequences Creed
Fired: Kiyoshi

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Team 3D
Survivor**: Rhino

[KK]

I can't believe the WWE are airing a new episode of Smackdown on Christmas Day. Here was me expecting a best of episode & instead they've decided to start the DX/Hart Dynasty feud & air a World Title Match (which Batista is bound to interfere in) on a show nobody is going to watch.

[gaminglegend]

I can't believe the WWE are airing a new episode of Smackdown on Christmas Day. Here was me expecting a best of episode & instead they've decided to start the DX/Hart Dynasty feud & air a World Title Match (which Batista is bound to interfere in) on a show nobody is going to watch.

Are they for real? I'm guess something about the network is in on this as well, as it's the only orignial show I believe on the network hence a desperate grab at ratings which won't occur

[Corazon de Leon]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenally wooden" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Kurt Angle

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: Tara

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kevin Nash
Winner of X-Division title shot: Sheik Abdul Bashir
Winner of Tag title shot: Robert Roode
Fired: Eric Young

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal
Survivor: Brother Devon(do they still call him that?)

[KK]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Kurt Angle

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: British Invasion

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: Tara

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kevin Nash
Winner of X-Division title shot: Sheik Abdul Bashir
Winner of Tag title shot: Robert Roode
Fired: Eric Young

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal
Survivor: Brother Ray

[Floex]

Ok, I'm entering the grapple for one night only;

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Kurt Angle

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: British Invasion

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: Tara

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of X-Division title shot: Sheik Abdul Bashir
Winner of Tag title shot: Robert Roode
Fired: Cody Deaner (please let him go)

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Survivor: Matt Morgan

Take that \/ Wankers

[Jam-Master Jay]

Never entered GRAPL, but thought I'd post some predictions as I'm bored.

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Desmond Wolfe

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Scott Steiner

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Metrosexual Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: British Invasion

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: Tara

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of X-Division title shot: Kiyoshi
Winner of Tag title shot: Jay Lethal
Fired: Cody Deaner

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Pope, Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Survivor: Morgan