The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Cuttooth]

By the WWE. A year ago. I'm a bit behind the times y'see.

[KK]

In which case I fail to see what TNA are trying to achieve in releasing that onto YouTube.

Reminds me when the WWE accidentally aired the run-through of Paul Bearer's cement burial on the PPV networks.

[Balloon Sod]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenally wooden" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): Aj Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Wolfe

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner ( at this match, ripe for disaster)
Winner: Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH (The challenge is to make it through the match awake amiright?)
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: ODB

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of X-Division title shot: Shiek
Winner of Tag title shot: Storm
Fired: Cody Deaner

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Matt Morgan, Hernandez, "The Pope" D'Angelio Dinero & Suicide
Survivor**: Pope

*Poopgang shrug smiley*

[Zellery]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Kurt Angle

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Motor City Machine Guns vs. champions The British Invasion
Winners: The British Invasion

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: Tara

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of X-Division title shot: Jay Lethal
Winner of Tag title shot: James Storm
Fired: Cody Deaner

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Pope, Morgan, Hernandez & Suicide's Team
Survivor**: Pope

[blackoutHERO]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenally wooden" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double) AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Kurt Angle

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner ( at this match, ripe for disaster)
Winner: Bobby Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH (The challenge is to make it through the match awake amiright?)
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley and Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: Motoro City Machine Guns

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: ODB

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kurt Angle
Winner of X-Division title shot: AJ Styles
Winner of Tag title shot: Mick Foley
Fired: Tara

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Team 3D
Survivor**: Rhino

*Feast or fired is a ridiculous match type featuring a lot of participants. Four cases in the corners, they should have one for each corner but they have a retarded ring. 3 of the cases contain titles shots and the last one is a pink slip meaning that person gets fired. They pretty much stole money in the bank but made it stupidly OTT to seem better.

**It's singular for a reason.[/quote]

[Mockmaster]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Desmond Wolfe

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Scott Steiner

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Mick Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Motor City Machine Guns vs. champions The British Invasion
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: Tara

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of X-Division title shot: Homicide
Winner of Tag title shot: James Storm
Fired: Samoa Joe

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal
Survivor**: Matt Morgan

[Mockmaster]

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kurt Angle
Winner of X-Division title shot: AJ Styles
Winner of Tag title shot: Mick Foley
Fired: Tara

blackout, just to help you out, none of those people are in the Feast or Fired match.

[Soulfinger]

My only problem with Bret Hart is when i heard him on Talksport earlier in the year on his promotional tour i thought he sounded like a complete douche with no actual grip on reality. He sounded like he thought wrestling was actually real and that he takes everything to heart, and probably can't take a joke.

Have you watched Wrestling with Shadows? It's free to view here:

http://www.nfb.ca/film/hitman_hart_wres ... h_shadows/

Just watched this. What a fantastic documentary.

[Floex]

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kurt Angle
Winner of X-Division title shot: AJ Styles
Winner of Tag title shot: Mick Foley
Fired: Tara

blackout, just to help you out, none of those people are in the Feast or Fired match.

I haven't seen this weeks Impact and I was thinking "strawberry float, that makes no sense at all, this is not I have been watching recentley"

[A J Styles]

My laptop is in repair at Dell so had to borrow my dad's, is this TNA GRAPL real

[Balloon Sod]

My laptop is in repair at Dell so had to borrow my dad's, is this TNA GRAPL real

It's real. Rog has Crossed The Line.

It's going to be a big headache trying to figure out who won what match though. I remember one TNA PPV where 2, yes 2, masked ninjas interfered in seperate matches.

It was Dustn Runnels vs Monty Brown or something, and Brown pinned the ninja to win. It happened again later in the night. This was never explained.

Oh, and let's not forget the blowoff to the Raven vs Jeff Hardy 4 month feud, which ended with X-Pac vs Raven in a Clockwork House of Toss match.

[Floex]

My laptop is in repair at Dell so had to borrow my dad's, is this TNA GRAPL real

It's real. Rog has Crossed The Line.

It's going to be a big headache trying to figure out who won what match though. I remember one TNA PPV where 2, yes 2, masked ninjas interfered in seperate matches.

It was Dustn Runnels vs Monty Brown or something, and Brown pinned the ninja to win. It happened again later in the night. This was never explained.

Oh, and let's not forget the blowoff to the Raven vs Jeff Hardy 4 month feud, which ended with X-Pac vs Raven in a Clockwork House of Toss match.

Dude, that was the past. Give it a watch you might like it. It is just as coherent as the WWE is... Ok, that is not great but enjoyable watching... TNA that is

[Balloon Sod]

My laptop is in repair at Dell so had to borrow my dad's, is this TNA GRAPL real

It's real. Rog has Crossed The Line.

It's going to be a big headache trying to figure out who won what match though. I remember one TNA PPV where 2, yes 2, masked ninjas interfered in seperate matches.

It was Dustn Runnels vs Monty Brown or something, and Brown pinned the ninja to win. It happened again later in the night. This was never explained.

Oh, and let's not forget the blowoff to the Raven vs Jeff Hardy 4 month feud, which ended with X-Pac vs Raven in a Clockwork House of Toss match.

Dude, that was the past. Give it a watch you might like it. It is just as coherent as the WWE is... Ok, that is not great but enjoyable watching... TNA that is

I have watched it recently, and it's awful. It makes less sense than the WWE, which renders it NEGATIVE SENSE.

The only people that understand the Jarrett/Angle gooseberry fool are people on the net; the same people that generally hate worked shoots.

[sw26]

TNA: Final Resolution
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Daniels vs champion "The Phenomenally wooden" AJ Styles
Winner (worth double): AJ Styles

THREE DEGREES OF PAIN
Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle
Winner (worth double): Kurt Angle

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner
Winner: Lashley

CHALLENGE MATCH
Raven & Dr. Stevie vs. Mick Foley & Abyss
Winners: Foley & Abyss

TNA TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Mtoro City Machine Guns vs. champions British Invasion
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Tara vs. champion ODB
Winner: ODB

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Samoa Joe
Winner of X-Division title shot: Jay Lethal
Winner of Tag title shot: James Storm
Fired: Cody Deaner (?)

8 MAN ELIMINATION
Team 3D, Rhino and Jesse Neal vs, Pope, Matt Morgan, Hernandez and Suicide
Winning team: Pope/Morgan/Hernandez/Suicide
Survivor: Hernandez

[blackoutHERO]

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kurt Angle
Winner of X-Division title shot: AJ Styles
Winner of Tag title shot: Mick Foley
Fired: Tara

blackout, just to help you out, none of those people are in the Feast or Fired match.

I have no idea who wrestles for TNA so just put 4 random people down. I'll have a look at who's participating.

[Pontius Pilate]

Watching TNA. Man Roxxi got hot!

[Poncho]

FEAST OR FIRED MATCH*
Winner of Heavyweight title shot: Kurt Angle
Winner of X-Division title shot: AJ Styles
Winner of Tag title shot: Mick Foley
Fired: Tara

blackout, just to help you out, none of those people are in the Feast or Fired match.

I have no idea who wrestles for TNA so just put 4 random people down. I'll have a look at who's participating.

To be fair, your guess is probably as likely to happen as anyone else's.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

UK ratings for the week ending 6th December...

WWE Vintage Collection managed an extremely good 40,000 on Sunday night at 11pm, the Live edition of Raw pulled 58,000 & Smackdown did an extremely lousy 24,000 on Friday & an even worse 16,000 on Saturday night (more people watched Bottom Line).



Mental decision by Powerslam to put Rey Mysterio at 1. He's done naff all all year.

Wasn't the SD rating bad because like this week it was on in the early hours of the morning due to live sport on both Friday and Saturday night? i'm that was the case.

Also why if Rey is now number one contender did they have him return last week in a match V Batista? why didn't they just have him return on SD this week as a surprise? would have made it far more interesting? that's how it would have been booked ten years ago.

[chalkitdown]

My only problem with Bret Hart is when i heard him on Talksport earlier in the year on his promotional tour i thought he sounded like a complete douche with no actual grip on reality. He sounded like he thought wrestling was actually real and that he takes everything to heart, and probably can't take a joke.

Have you watched Wrestling with Shadows? It's free to view here:

http://www.nfb.ca/film/hitman_hart_wres ... h_shadows/

Just watched this. What a fantastic documentary.

I also watched this tonight. Excellent doc. Bret comes across as a really great guy.

What an utter banana split Vince McMahon is, though.

[Irene Demova]

What the hells up with this song that's suddenly on TNA (Bravo)