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Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:26 pm
by aayl1
They should also do Sopranos branded "gravy"

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:33 pm
by KK
I like to think it's ironically made with horse meat.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:52 pm
by Knoyleo
KK wrote:Image

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:55 pm
by Tomous
Knoyleo wrote:
KK wrote:Image

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.


:lol:

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:57 pm
by aayl1
Gonna make you a lasagna you can't refuse

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 3:01 pm
by Victor Mildew
Knoyleo wrote:
KK wrote:Image

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.


:lol:

Look how they mascarpone my beautiful boy.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:00 pm
by Cuttooth
Knoyleo wrote:
KK wrote:Image

As if the video games weren't a big enough insult.

Just when I thought I was out, they stir me back in.

Superb :lol:

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:08 pm
by Zilnad
You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do pasta sauce. For money.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:28 pm
by site23
(Sorry to interrupt the excellent Godfather references.)

Ate a bit of ice cream that I guess had been in the freezer too long, and had developed a kind of weird texture.

Any chance this was dangerous? I chucked it after a couple of bites because I wasn't enjoying it, so I'm not too worried, but thought I'd set GRcade's finest minds on the question.

I would guess "no" as bacteria shouldn't be able to grow in the freezer, but I don't really know.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:34 pm
by False
The texture was probably ice crystals

You’ll be reet

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:41 pm
by KK
Sounds like you’ll soon be sleeping with the fishes.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:43 pm
by Victor Mildew
KK wrote:Sounds like you’ll soon be sleeping with the fishes.


The codfather.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:05 pm
by Cuttooth
site23 wrote:(Sorry to interrupt the excellent Godfather references.)

Ate a bit of ice cream that I guess had been in the freezer too long, and had developed a kind of weird texture.

Any chance this was dangerous? I chucked it after a couple of bites because I wasn't enjoying it, so I'm not too worried, but thought I'd set GRcade's finest minds on the question.

I would guess "no" as bacteria shouldn't be able to grow in the freezer, but I don't really know.

Leave the ice cream. Take the cannoli.

As falsey says it'll probably just be freezer burn.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:10 pm
by site23
:lol: Very good. Thanks guys, that's reassuring.

I suppose if the ice cream wanted to kill me, I'd be dead already.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:54 pm
by Rocsteady
Random question but does anyone have a really nice pair of black brogues?

Was looking for some in shops for hours yesterday to go with my wedding kilt and was pretty unimpressed, dunno where's best to look

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:25 pm
by Moggy
I'm in a group chat with some friends who were talking about whether it's ok to snoop around a house you've rented on Airbnb.

Anyway, this one wins:

I was asking about it at work and I think my manager wins!

A group of friends & her had a whole house.

They were playing music too loud& neighbour told the owner, he messaged them saying he's not got a problem with the music but he'll nip round & show them how to have it loud but not so it disturbs the neighbours.

When the bloke came the party was in full swing & 1 of her male friends was wearing the owners wife's dress....


Obviously somebody asked what happened next.

The bloke said nothing except he wishes he could join the party but he's got a heavily pregnant wife at home. They have no idea if he actually noticed the dress or decided to just ignore it.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:19 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
I know many of you will have always wanted to see a photo of Alan Titchmarsh with his nether regions blurred, just as I have.

Well now is your chance!

Saucy photo of Alan Titchmarsh released

:datass:

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:58 pm
by KK
Just found this story on my old next door neighbour: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p ... on-7817984.

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:11 pm
by Ironhide
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I know many of you will have always wanted to see a photo of Alan Titchmarsh with his nether regions blurred, just as I have.

Well now is your chance!

Saucy photo of Alan Titchmarsh released

:datass:


Image

Image

possibly the first ever combined avatar and sig quote

Re: TCRT11: Return of the TCRT (retroactively titled TCRT Wars: Episode VI – Return of the TCRT)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:45 pm
by poshrule_uk
KK wrote:Just found this story on my old next door neighbour: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p ... on-7817984.


OMG but I can confirm that at running club loads of people get together and people have left there wife's/husband for a new relationship.