Stealth Inc: A Clone in the Dark - Coming to Vita and PS3

Stealth 'looks like a glorified flash game' ard :simper:

Irene Demova wrote:Stealth 'looks like a glorified flash game' ard

You're going on the list.

Don't tell `em your name, Pike

Stealth consolised bastardos

Floex wrote:Stealth B**tard sneaks onto PS3 and PS Vita this summer

Hello! I am utterly overjoyed to bring you news that Stealth B**tard, our outrageously devious stealth-puzzle-platformer, will be sneaking its way on to PS3 and PS Vita this Summer!
If you’ve not yet heard of Stealth B**tard, it’s our deadly stealth platform game with a fast paced twist! Following your birth in a cloning lab, you find yourself trapped in a vast and overwhelming network of dastardly chambers, replete with vicious, yet hilarious, booby traps and deranged robots! Your task is simple; stay out of sight and get to the exit. Persevere to the bitter end and you might just discover the secrets of this vicious world!
We like to look at Stealth B**tard as stealth gaming without the waiting. Gone are the days of hanging around in a locker or a conveniently-placed human-sized crate! The mechanical foes of our stealth world are much less forgiving, instantly eviscerating you or your fellow captives on sight!

The game boasts brilliantly crisp visuals, an abundance of character, tight controls and a steady difficulty curve that gradually ramps up across 80 levels, spread over eight unique worlds. Additional features such as un-lockable gadgets, speedrun leaderboards and a level editor gives the game unlimited replay value!
With stages taking anywhere between 30 seconds and 10 minutes to complete, plus tons of secrets to discover, we think our game will really be coming home for PS3 and PS Vita!
This is all very exciting! But there’s more… we’d like to present our fans with an opportunity to be a part of Stealth B**tard’s journey to PlayStation. We want to rename Stealth B**tard to something less profane… it’s just too rude!

We therefore want you to have a go at naming the PlayStation versions – if you think you’ve got the perfect profanity-free solution to our naughty title, we want to hear from you!

If you’ve got a great idea for a new title, head on over to our site and submit it to us! If you suggest the winning name, we’ll give you a spot in the credits, a copy of the game when it’s finished, and we’ll throw in a PS Vita as well! Not bad, eh?!

The closing date is 14th April 2013, so drop on by to http://www.curve-studios.com/win-a-ps-vita without delay to submit your ideas!

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2013/04/ ... is-summer/

Bought.

coming to VITA!!! strawberry float YEAH

Is bastard a swear word?

Is this the kind of game that'll make me want to smash my Vita into a million tiny pieces? And if so, it's Mocky who I complain to for a replacement yeah?

1cmanny1 wrote:Is bastard a swear word?

No. It's a word of praise, and usually out of respect you would call your teacher a bastard. The same goes for policemen.

Wedgie wrote:
1cmanny1 wrote:Is bastard a swear word?

No. It's a word of praise, and usually out of respect you would call your teacher a bastard. The same goes for policemen.

Don't listen to him, he's telling lies. It's a regional thing in the UK, particular to the north. You should use it to show deference to large tattooed fellows in public houses (particularly in Scotland). A typical conversation starts

'Fine day to you sir, you bastard'

Try it next time you are over here.

You bastards :wub:

I know it is true, because why would Mocky use it otherwise?

Stealth Bastard Sword

That should slip past the censors nicely.

What about Stealth Kotick?

Stealth illigitimate child?

I don't know much about this game. But are you prepared to give him a name?

Stealth Dave?

Trickster Tim?

... Cunning Clare?

Stealthy McStealthison?

Stealth Barsteward? THough people may think it's a game about a guy making and serving drink from the shadows.

The problem is, Stealth Bastard is such a good name. It suggests that the game is the bastard, in how hard it is, along with cleverly setting up the main character.

I am very sorry you have to change such a fitting name. My suggestion is "Stealth Dick"

Then call the main character Richard to sneak it through.

I went with "Stealth Bugger"

I like it, and American's don't even know it's a bit of a naughty word.

I submitted about 20 names in the end :shifty:

I submitted 3.

I would like a Vita, but don't want to pay for one.

Stealth Inc: A Clone in the Dark - Coming to Vita and PS3

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