Relationships Thread

[That's not a growth]

You posted a 115 page book on pleasing women and you're calling other people nerds?

EDIT: Holy gooseberry fool, the author has a PHD.

[False]

Does it have pictures and diagrams?

yes

[Banjo]

Hurray for learning.

[False]

Im gonna print a copy off and take it with me to my next encounter

should take my already impressive game to the next level

[Banjo]

I need to develop my style, currently still stuck at the level of 'treat her like a game of Track & Field'.

[That's not a growth]

Better than treating her like a game of qwop.

[Banjo]

qwop is too complicated for me.

[That's not a growth]

Indeed.

[Banjo]

I do a very similar thing when within five feet of a woman.

[Dual]

http://library.worldtracker.org/Health/Sex/SheComesFirst.pdf

youre welcome, strawberry floatin nerds

[Rightey]

http://library.worldtracker.org/Health/Sex/SheComesFirst.pdf

youre welcome, strawberry floatin nerds

I am learning.

[Rocsteady]

Skim reading it since I'm a strawberry floating incredible boyfriend, some bits of it are actually fairly interesting.

[Rightey]

I found this funny when they were talking about music during sex...

Yet another woman commented, “This
may sound weird, but I love to listen to whale music when a guy
goes down on me. I have all these bizarre underwater fantasies.
Sometimes I even imagine that I'm the female whale and that I'm
being called by the male whale, with his like, what, fifty-foot cock.”

I think I've only ever had sex to music like once, does anyone here have any suggestions for what tunes to use?

[False]

jamiroqui has served me well

as has melleefresh vs deadmaus

[Xeno]

I couldn't have sex listening to Jamiroqui, it would ruin the mood with me wanting to punch that mong.

[False]

yeah you know I heard that boogie rhythm
I had no choice but to get down down down down

music for strawberry floatin

[False]

[Rightey]

10. Anus (external). Lined with tissue and muscle that connects it to
the clitoral network, the anus participates in the process of sexual
response and, like the pelvic muscles, contracts repeatedly during
orgasm. This area responds well to fingertip pressure, fingertip
insertion, and tongue strokes, but also contains bacteria that should
be prevented from commingling with other parts of the vulva.

HA! Take that nay-sayers.

[Squinty]

I found this funny when they were talking about music during sex...

Yet another woman commented, “This
may sound weird, but I love to listen to whale music when a guy
goes down on me. I have all these bizarre underwater fantasies.
Sometimes I even imagine that I'm the female whale and that I'm
being called by the male whale, with his like, what, fifty-foot cock.”

I think I've only ever had sex to music like once, does anyone here have any suggestions for what tunes to use?

Cannibal Corpse.

[Knoyleo]

Has to be Addicted to Vaginal Skin, if so.