Relationships Thread

Denster wrote::lol:

Also Rimming is immense.
As is prostate massage!

The last GF gave that a try on me. Can't say I enjoyed it at all. Just made me laugh actually with her tongue tickling my shitter :slol:

Another dislike is getting my bollocks sucked on :dread:

proper paranoid they'd bite down on the 'nut' :dread:

Scotty wrote:
Mini E wrote:
Scotty wrote:I'm in a relationship with Alison now, I think. The discussion was unclear, but we both agreed to be exclusive and together. Happy with this. Huzzah!

That's the name of the woman married to my Father You bastard

Snooze you lose!

Feel free to take her - the woman's a total psycho :lol:

She's jam ragging. Babby not formed.

Congratulations m8!!!!!

Well happy for you!! It's the best thing that can happen to a man. You're gonna love your life. :wub:

Congrats on the not baby.

Rightey wrote:she has a mild form of graves disease

I can't believe she's kept that buried from you. :shifty:

Tomb much information.

Cold.

Why was she being so cryptic about it?

One of the main symptoms is, I assume, lots of coffin.

Perhaps there's more to this than just a disease, try digging a little further..

That would too much to (under)take for me.

(True story though, my last girlfriend had it.)

I hope you kept her spirits up. Were you her soul carer?

I guess you could say she has Basedow-Graves disease and should be on the lookout for hyperthyroid symptoms such as increased heartbeat, muscle weakness, disturbed sleep, and irritability.

Fatal Exception wrote:I hope you kept her spirits up. Were you her soul carer?

She was a loon. 'Irritability' he says - and the rest (in peace), mate.

Fatal Exception wrote:She's jam ragging. Babby not formed.

jiggles wrote:I guess you could say she has Basedow-Graves disease and should be on the lookout for hyperthyroid symptoms such as increased heartbeat, muscle weakness, disturbed sleep, and irritability.

idgi

Anyone watching The Undatables at the moment (Channel 4)? This is awful but I can't stop laughing at this guy Daniel, who has Asperger's.

:shifty:

PostRe: by **Errkal** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:30 pm

jamcc wrote:Anyone watching The Undatables at the moment (Channel 4)? This is awful but I can't stop laughing at this guy Daniel, who has Asperger's.

Yeah i am, i feel bad but just cant not laugh.

I think i am destined for hell.

Good job there's no such thing as hell then :datass:

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