Relationships Thread
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<]:^D
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Neo Cortex
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<]:^D wrote:Rimming is great.
Nothing says love like a tongue up the backside.
As long as it's just the tongue.
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blackoutHERO
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Falsey wrote:yeah but your girlfriend is also made up
Fade wrote:No she's not
Quebec is a real place!
This the same bird you went over to see a while back?
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Fade
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blackoutHERO wrote:Falsey wrote:yeah but your girlfriend is also made up
Fade wrote:No she's not
Quebec is a real place!
This the same bird you went over to see a while back?
I stayed with her last summer and last christmas.
Then she was here the summer before that. And I was there the summer before that.
Now she's here again for a month in May *fingers crossed*
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<]:^D
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aayl1 wrote:A girl that swallows loves you more.
Discuss.
No. Only takes a second - rimming you really have to get stuck in there.
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Rightey
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Neo Cortex wrote:<]:^D wrote:Rimming is great.
Nothing says love like a tongue up the backside.
As long as it's just the tongue.
I always wondered what a prostate massage would feel like. Have any of you tried it?
Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.
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SEP
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Rightey wrote:Neo Cortex wrote:<]:^D wrote:Rimming is great.
Nothing says love like a tongue up the backside.
As long as it's just the tongue.
I always wondered what a prostate massage would feel like. Have any of you tried it?
I believe Denster has a device for that.
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Cuban Pete
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Rightey
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The girlfriend says she has two "semi-serious" things to discuss tomorrow. Any guesses as to what? 
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.
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Victor Mildew
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Rightey wrote:The girlfriend says she has two "semi-serious" things to discuss tomorrow. Any guesses as to what?
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
Aids test followed by a rimming.
Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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Fatal Exception
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Rightey wrote:The girlfriend says she has two "semi-serious" things to discuss tomorrow. Any guesses as to what?
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
The Mrs took a test this morning (She's 10 days late). Turns out she's not pregnant.
o/
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Zellery
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Unlucky FE. 
Keep trying because they're little miracles that bring so much joy to your life.
Keep trying because they're little miracles that bring so much joy to your life.
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Wedgie
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Fatal Exception wrote:Rightey wrote:The girlfriend says she has two "semi-serious" things to discuss tomorrow. Any guesses as to what?
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
The Mrs took a test this morning (She's 10 days late). Turns out she's not pregnant.
o/
This scare wouldn't happened if you just licked her arsehole, mate. Just sayin'.
Denster wrote:My phone messaged me yesterday after i'd encouraged him to download and play the RESi demo.
Super Intelligent Phones Are Here!!!! We are dooooomed!
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Andrew Mills
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Wedgie wrote:Fatal Exception wrote:Rightey wrote:The girlfriend says she has two "semi-serious" things to discuss tomorrow. Any guesses as to what?
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
The Mrs took a test this morning (She's 10 days late). Turns out she's not pregnant.
o/
This scare wouldn't happened if you just licked her arsehole, mate. Just sayin'.
"Up the bum; no harm done" amirite?
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Poser
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Andrew Mills wrote:"Up the bum; no harm done" amirite?
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bear
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Fatal Exception wrote:Rightey wrote:The girlfriend says she has two "semi-serious" things to discuss tomorrow. Any guesses as to what?
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
The Mrs took a test this morning (She's 10 days late). Turns out she's not pregnant.
o/
You're not in the clear yet. Negative results aren't very reliable that early.
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Pontius Pilate
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Fatal Exception wrote:Rightey wrote:The girlfriend says she has two "semi-serious" things to discuss tomorrow. Any guesses as to what?
She has assured me she is not pregnant though.
The Mrs took a test this morning (She's 10 days late). Turns out she's not pregnant.
o/
My girlfriend was 10 days late too. The flood finally came a few days ago. I've never been so happy to be woken up at 5am before.
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