Relationships Thread

[Fatal Exception]

what a little bitch

[False]

if your girlfriend has a shitty arse you need a new girlfriend

[Neo Cortex]

GRcade: Romance is a clean arsehole.

[Fatal Exception]

Even a clean arse smells and tastes like an arse. Some of the smell comes from glands not poop. If you enjoy it perhaps you would like this:

http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... n-sausage/

My dad ordered it once by mistake

[False]

I dunno, any botty Ive ever gone near doesnt smell

if it did I wouldnt go near it

maybe you need to educate your ladyfriend on how to cleanse her chute

[Wedgie]

[Skarjo]

Even a clean arse smells and tastes like an arse. Some of the smell comes from glands not poop. If you enjoy it perhaps you would like this:

http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... n-sausage/

My dad ordered it once by mistake

I love how they don't even dance around it and just straight up say it has a 'rubbery texture and a faeces-like taste'.

[Poser]

A rubbery texture and a faeces-like taste?

That's just tough gooseberry fool.

[blackoutHERO]

If your girlfriend isn't anal rimming you, you should broom her. Feels awesome.

strawberry float that.

[Winckle]

Happiness is a warm bum.

[Rightey]

I wouldnt let a woman do it

all hairy and whatever, Id feel bad for her

This, if it was hairy down there I would not do it.

Speaking of smells, I used to go out with a Korean girl, she would drink tons of green tea and as a result her lady parts tasted like green tea. It was awesome.

[False]

I hate green tea

[Xeno]

You need to hope that Emma consumes a lot of Harribo.

[That's not a growth]

Harribo snatch wash gel?

[False]

[bigcheez2k3]

I love how this went from sharing toothbrushes to a discussion on rimming.

Not sure I'd do it, but I wouldn't mind a girl doing a 'Rusty Trombone', I'm intrigued. Not likely though, there are forests with less foliage than my arse.

[Finiarél]

I love how this went from sharing toothbrushes to a discussion on rimming.

Not sure I'd do it, but I wouldn't mind a girl doing a 'Rusty Trombone', I'm intrigued. Not likely though, there are forests with less foliage than my arse.

[Fade]

I wouldnt let a woman do it

all hairy and whatever, Id feel bad for her

This, if it was hairy down there I would not do it.

Speaking of smells, I used to go out with a Korean girl, she would drink tons of green tea and as a result her lady parts tasted like green tea. It was awesome.

My girlfriend drinks green tea...

[False]

yeah but your girlfriend is also made up

[Fade]

No she's not

Quebec is a real place!