Relationships Thread

[Poser]

I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.

did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?

With this ring I thee wed...

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I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.

did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?

With this ring I thee wed...

[Pontius Pilate]

[Dual]

i will have to bring up the matter at our next weekly relationship meeting

[False]

"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"

[Skarjo]

I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.

did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?

With this ring I thee wed...

[Poser]

Basically, you all need to chill out a bit.

On the contrary, it's possible to be too forgiving.

I don't think anyone on here is qualified to make that pronouncement about my situation.

Pfft. I've read a couple of posts on this thread that other people have written about you within the past hour or so. I don't see how I could be more qualified, TBH.

[Moggy]

"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"

If she wants to lick mine then I would let her.

If she wants me to lick hers then I would broom her.

[False]

I wouldnt let a woman do it

all hairy and whatever, Id feel bad for her

[degoose]

this whole thing by Red about using the same toothbrush actually made me think wtf and also a bit

[Herdanos]

Reading the last few pages of this thread at work was a risk worth taking.

[TheWay]

"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"

How clean is said hole? I mean, are we talking enema and then fully jet-washing the outer ring?

[False]

clean enough that you'd put your mouth on it

[Moggy]

"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"

How clean is said hole? I mean, are we talking enema and then fully jet-washing the outer ring?

She had just had a poo but she did run it under a cold tap afterwards.

[TheWay]

"She"? Ewwwwwww!

[Holpil]

"She"? Ewwwwwww!

[Shadow]

If your girlfriend isn't anal rimming you, you should broom her. Feels awesome.

I dunno.. I mean, I take good care of cleaning and grooming little Shadow, but the backgarden is pretty unkempt..

[Fatal Exception]

Rimming is vile. Don't like it in my porn, don't like it in my sex.

[False]

what a little bitch

[Poser]

Now, if that's not the cleverest ever use of that gif, I might as well retire now.