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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:35 pm

Sharing toothbrushes?! strawberry floating hell :dread:

May as we'll share toilet paper while you're at it, take turns, one side each.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Dual » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 pm

Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,


thats rank

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Pontius Pilate » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 pm

But genitals are way cleaner than the inside of mouths.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Poser » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 pm

Red wrote:Basically, you all need to chill out a bit.


On the contrary, it's possible to be too forgiving.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Moggy » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:38 pm

Advent7 wrote:Sharing toothbrushes?! strawberry floating hell :dread:

May as we'll share toilet paper while you're at it, take turns, one side each.


Don't be silly, just wipe on the bathroom carpet.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by False » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:38 pm

Dual wrote:
Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,


thats rank


Id eat my dinner out of yours

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by SEP » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:38 pm

Dual wrote:
Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,


thats rank


As long as she's clean, it's all good.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by False » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:39 pm

Moggy wrote:
Advent7 wrote:Sharing toothbrushes?! strawberry floating hell :dread:

May as we'll share toilet paper while you're at it, take turns, one side each.


Don't be silly, just wipe on the bathroom carpet.


Ive got brown towels so I wipe a little bit on there every time

its like russian roulette but with towels and poo

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Dual » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:39 pm

I would not enjoy it.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Dual » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:40 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Dual wrote:
Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,


thats rank


As long as she's clean, it's all good.


no way. it's perverse

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by False » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:41 pm

Dual wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Dual wrote:
Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,


thats rank


As long as she's clean, it's all good.


no way. it's perverse


thats why its so good

have you never treated your girlfriend to a tickle of the brown gates to the velvet palace?

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Dual » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:42 pm

No I have not.

Should I?

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Pontius Pilate » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:42 pm

Meh I lick my girlfriends asshole from time to time. Only after she's had a shower though. Perverse? Probably. So? All the good parts of sex are perverse. :nod:

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Red » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:43 pm

Poser wrote:
Red wrote:Basically, you all need to chill out a bit.


On the contrary, it's possible to be too forgiving.


I don't think anyone on here is qualified to make that pronouncement about my situation.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by False » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:43 pm

yeah, you should get on that stat before you wifey her

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Pontius Pilate » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:44 pm

If your girlfriend isn't anal rimming you, you should broom her. Feels awesome.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Skarjo » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:45 pm

I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.

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PostRe: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
by False » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:47 pm

buttholes are romantic skarjo you prude

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by 1cmanny1 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:47 pm

Skarjo wrote:I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.


I think you should just brick this thread once and for all.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Dual » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:48 pm

Skarjo wrote:I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.


did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?


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