Relationships Thread

[TheWay]

I love lying, it's awesome. But must you both quote the entire text every time?

[jamcc]

So my ex-housemate's girlfriend is setting me up on a date with her mate ( ) for next weekend. I'm going to have to tell the woman I've being 'seeing'. She assures me she no longer has feelings for me me but I still think she's going to react badly.

I thought you were dating that guy you always brag about on this forum , what's his name?

McBig?

Nah, he just makes me wet when he slicks everyone at FIFA.

[False]

stay mad

Ill rue the day I take advice from the guy who got dumped by his bird when she found out he was planning on cheating on her, then got trapped in the relationship when she got preggers

as far as bullshitting, you believe whatever you want to believe, whether that be that I strawberry floated a girl or that the words of a paedophile are gospel in regards to the creation of the universe

I strawberry float unattached women whenever I pull one, till then, I have no problems filling a slot for a chick whos fella just isnt sorting her out right

if you dont want your bird being nailed by another guy, make sure shes happy enough that she doesnt put herself out there for other dudes

Did you just make that up ?

And no, i don't believe a strawberry floating word you say, you are a liar. You look like a dying jim carey and yet are convinced you can pull any chicks. I know when I see a bullshitter, and you sir are a massive liar. I bet you lie in your dreams. You are under arrest for being a liar-you have the right to remain liar. But Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law of liars.

LIAR

dude, think what you will

why would I lie on an anonymous web forum? I tell you banana splits how I do things and how I see things, if you choose not to believe, thats your perogative

its not going to reverse what Ive done or am doing, so its really not affecting me in the grand scheme of things

essentially, stay mad, stay jelly

Same reason why you would brag on an ''anonymous webs forum'' . It's a disorder and some people just can't help but lie about almost everything , specially on the internet to look cool.

Stay nerd, Stay lying.

brag?

[SEP]

such a bunch of little bitches

this is why you never get any poon

you want something, take it, or someone else will

Sorry, I don't use sex to fill the void where my personality should be.

[bigcheez2k3]

Oh look...a low blow.

[False]

such a bunch of little bitches

this is why you never get any poon

you want something, take it, or someone else will

Sorry, I don't use sex to fill the void where my personality should be.

I use sex to fill the void where my happiness should be

my personality is fine, slim

[TheWay]

Sorry, I don't use sex to fill the void where my personality should be.

I use sarcasm. It's less intensive and I've never popped my back doing it.

I use sex to fill the void where my happiness should be

strawberry floating emo.

[False]

and also it feels really good

you'd know should you get any

[1cmanny1]

such a bunch of little bitches

this is why you never get any poon

you want something, take it, or someone else will

Sorry, I don't use sex to fill the void where my personality should be.

Don't argue with Falsey guys.

[Fatal Exception]

Gentlemen! This place used to be a respectable establishment where we men join together as brothers to hunt down the evil that is snakes with tits.

Calm yourselves.

[Albert]

All woman , no matter what age, culture, religion etc want to be appreciated, and feel loved. Sometimes they go through rough patch which all/most relationships usually go through. These feelings can cause depression,loneliness , need of company etc. So usually desperate hippy nerds jump on this opportunity and feel like they have nailed a chick in her right state of mind.

Boom!

Given the right place, time and effort, pretty much anyone could strawberry float anyone.

It's really not that difficult, and probably harder not to take advantage of the situation.

[Tafdolphin]

All woman , no matter what age, culture, religion etc want to be appreciated, and feel loved. Sometimes they go through rough patch which all/most relationships usually go through. These feelings can cause depression,loneliness , need of company etc. So usually desperate hippy nerds jump on this opportunity and feel like they have nailed a chick in her right state of mind.

Boom!

Given the right place, time and effort, pretty much anyone could strawberry float anyone.

It's really not that difficult, and probably harder not to take advantage of the situation.

Ok, but what happens to this theory when it's the "vulnerable" woman making the decisions? In my case it was the girl who started everything. I sat back, told her how I felt only after she told me she felt something and let her make her choice. I certainly didn't take advantage of anyone.

[Dblock]

stay mad

Ill rue the day I take advice from the guy who got dumped by his bird when she found out he was planning on cheating on her, then got trapped in the relationship when she got preggers

as far as bullshitting, you believe whatever you want to believe, whether that be that I strawberry floated a girl or that the words of a paedophile are gospel in regards to the creation of the universe

I strawberry float unattached women whenever I pull one, till then, I have no problems filling a slot for a chick whos fella just isnt sorting her out right

if you dont want your bird being nailed by another guy, make sure shes happy enough that she doesnt put herself out there for other dudes

Did you just make that up ?

And no, i don't believe a strawberry floating word you say, you are a liar. You look like a dying jim carey and yet are convinced you can pull any chicks. I know when I see a bullshitter, and you sir are a massive liar. I bet you lie in your dreams. You are under arrest for being a liar-you have the right to remain liar. But Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law of liars.

LIAR

dude, think what you will

why would I lie on an anonymous web forum? I tell you banana splits how I do things and how I see things, if you choose not to believe, thats your perogative

its not going to reverse what Ive done or am doing, so its really not affecting me in the grand scheme of things

essentially, stay mad, stay jelly

Same reason why you would brag on an ''anonymous webs forum'' . It's a disorder and some people just can't help but lie about almost everything , specially on the internet to look cool.

Stay nerd, Stay lying.

brag?

Calm down, Joe Trew.

I know you , and you know I know that you lie.

[Albert]

All woman , no matter what age, culture, religion etc want to be appreciated, and feel loved. Sometimes they go through rough patch which all/most relationships usually go through. These feelings can cause depression,loneliness , need of company etc. So usually desperate hippy nerds jump on this opportunity and feel like they have nailed a chick in her right state of mind.

Boom!

Given the right place, time and effort, pretty much anyone could strawberry float anyone.

It's really not that difficult, and probably harder not to take advantage of the situation.

Ok, but what happens to this theory when it's the "vulnerable" woman making the decisions? In my case it was the girl who started everything. I sat back, told her how I felt only after she told me she felt something and let her make her choice. I certainly didn't take advantage of anyone.

That's fair enough, and I should have clarified I don't think it's always the case of someone taking advantage.

I've been the cheater, the Cheatee and cheated on, and understand Sometimes things just happen between people.

[False]

you apparantly know my cousin, not me

[Dblock]

you apparantly know my cousin, not me

Hence I know people that know you.

You can't fool me. The real you is a crier. Tears everywhere I heard

Tears baby.

[Dad.]

He has the nickname 'Falsey', too? That could get confusing.

[Dblock]

All woman , no matter what age, culture, religion etc want to be appreciated, and feel loved. Sometimes they go through rough patch which all/most relationships usually go through. These feelings can cause depression,loneliness , need of company etc. So usually desperate hippy nerds jump on this opportunity and feel like they have nailed a chick in her right state of mind.

Boom!

Given the right place, time and effort, pretty much anyone could strawberry float anyone.

It's really not that difficult, and probably harder not to take advantage of the situation.

Ok, but what happens to this theory when it's the "vulnerable" woman making the decisions? In my case it was the girl who started everything. I sat back, told her how I felt only after she told me she felt something and let her make her choice. I certainly didn't take advantage of anyone.

That's fair enough, and I should have clarified I don't think it's always the case of someone taking advantage.

I've been the cheater, the Cheatee and cheated on, and understand Sometimes things just happen between people.

Cheatee , I'm so using that one.

[False]

you apparantly know my cousin, not me

Hence I know people that know you.

Well my cousin is like, 3 years old, so hes at least on an intellectual level with you.

[Dblock]

He has the nickname 'Falsey', too? That could get confusing.

See the thing with compulsive liars is that they even lie about their own identity .

Is he lying or is Joe Trew the real Falsey ?

The plot thickens