Relationships Thread

I'll go as your replacement, if you want?

Sure, then you can take her back to your flat and impress her with the century of neglect the place has seen. And the sunrise mural over your bed.

Actually, that thing would win even me over. Just let me have this, alright?

I even went so far as to get a haircut, and we've cleaned up the flat to a fairly good degree. Truly irresistable.

Then again, I'd bend over and drop trou at the sight of your mammoth game collection. Gets me all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

Colt wrote:Then again, I'd bend over and drop trou at the sight of your mammoth game collection.

That's the effect I was hoping for tonight, actually. Girls love dat collection.

Parkreiner wrote:I had a warm date lined up for tonight, but all the trains from here to Glasgow got cancelled so I took a long walk in the rain to the shop and bought Doritos and wine instead. See, I don't need other people to be happy. Just chilli heatwave sandwiches.

What's the etiquette? Is it red, white or fortified you have with Doritos?

Obvs a bottle of Bucky. :roll:

Really? You've always struck me as a Lambrini girl.

I went with rosé because it most closely matched the packet. I'm not going to mix up my colours, I'm not an idiot.

TheWay wrote:Really? You've always struck me as a Lambrini girl.

I'm sure most people know I'm more of a Stella lass. Duvel if we're going upmarket.

I think I need to break up with my girlfriend. I've not been feeling 100% committed to the relationship for over a month now. If I don't hear from her, I'm not bothered. If I don't see her, I'm not missing her. If I get a call from her, I sigh as I know I'm in for a half hour conversation that I don't really care about.

She's absolutely great, just not what I want now. She's gorgeous, funny, intelligent. She cares about me so much. But she also seems into this for the long term and I can't handle that.

I also seriously overstepped the line with a very hot Bulgarian girl last Thursday night, so yeah.

Why you gotta be so gay about it?

As long as shes not a burden to keep around then keep nailing her. Stop being a batty.

Falsey wrote:Why you gotta be so gay about it?

As long as shes not a burden to keep around then keep nailing her. Stop being a batty.

Nah, not interested in stringing her along. She's also become pretty well ingrained into my friendship group, so I'm either in a committed, full-time relationship or nothing at all. Right now, I'd prefer the nothing at all.

You'll miss the sex.

Im sure he'll be having plenty with his new boyfriend

I think Igor just needs some video game time alone, maybe a nice long weekend to clear his head and just de-stress. Didn't you say your girlfriend is like a 9 and you're a troll or something?

Rightey wrote:I think Igor just needs some video game time alone, maybe a nice long weekend to clear his head and just de-stress. Didn't you say your girlfriend is like a 9 and you're a troll or something?

No, he said she was 9.

Not second date in the end with that girl from work (although technically she works at a different site).

Few factors got in the way in terms of timing but she basically messaged me last night and said she didnt like being the subject of Gossip and she felt too under scrutiny as i'm much more senior than she is and very well known. Apparently someone from my unit phoned her to ask if we were an item and if she was a coke head? My reply:

If she can't deal with it - no harm no foul. To be honest as cute as she was - the obvious issues would have become tiresome pretty quick.

A one night stand and a friendship with a cool, sexy girl is no bad achievement. It was just what i needed to get back in the game.
8-)

Naturally i'll be inviting her on the next work night out! 8-)

Wow! Good

Going Denny!

It's about time.

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