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give it a wipe over with some tissues, baby wipes if there are any in the bathroom

How is the beaker used? Do you helicopter, swirling the water like a fleshy stick?

Last edited by Dark Ritual on Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Falsey, that thing reminds me of that show that used to have competitive pick up artisiting on Trouble back in the day.

edit: Sex Bomb was the name.

Shadow wrote:So this post on Mumsnet seems to have gone viral: http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_cla ... your-penis

Do you dunk your penis?

I considered name changing for this, but, strawberry float it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Anyone have a penis beaker?

I just leave it as is - all cummy and sticky and stuff, the way nature intended.

Tissues in the bedroom for a quick wipe up, trip to the bathroom for a wet wipe. As much as i'd love to just go to sleep after, it just feels wrong.

Nobody keep baby wipes by the bed? Saves getting up like.

Blow your load, roll over and go to sleep.

Wash in the morning.

'Penis beaker' is definitely one of the oddest things I've read on the internet.

Wouldn't the water be cold? :dread:

The bathroom occupied by me suggests that there are two guys in that story :dread:

Should be a beaker of bleach.

bit of cold water on your hot rod feels quite nice

Ad7 wrote:Blow your load, roll over and go to sleep.

Wash in the morning.

This is like standing up to wipe all over again. :dread:

The correct answer is get her to lick it clean.

Then thank you

You have to get up for a piss anyway, so might as well give it a wee wipe down.

As a single man, I just use a sock.

aayl1 wrote:The correct answer is get her to lick it clean.

This is the best solution.

Don't wash it at all for a few days. Then you can have hours of fun picking off the dried up crust that has covered your shaft.

1984, best year to be born yo.

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