Relationships Thread

[JiggerJay]

Obviously of multiple colours

[Fatal Exception]

Just accidentally found out my ex (the big breakup one) has recently got married. Kind of feels bad. Meh. At least she's happy and so am I.

[Xeno]

But is her new husband?

[Fatal Exception]

I'm going to assume those screams from my car boot are ones of joy.

[Joer]

Mrs wants to move and have babies. I want an Xbox & PS4. I thought we wanted the same things in life.

[Xeno]

Relationships are compromise Joer, you can move and have a PS4.

[1cmanny1]

This girl makes engaged girl look a crow. Seriously, she has the longest legs I think I've ever seen.

That isn't too hard tbh.

[Tafdolphin]

This girl makes engaged girl look a crow. Seriously, she has the longest legs I think I've ever seen.

That isn't too hard tbh.

I dunno, I've seen some pretty long legs.

[False]

[vimeo]16814143[/vimeo]

this program is strawberry floating hilarious

edit - I was looking for episode 2 and Ive actually found a forum full of these guys - this gooseberry fool is insane

[Shadow]

This girl makes engaged girl look a crow. Seriously, she has the longest legs I think I've ever seen.

That isn't too hard tbh.

I dunno, I've seen some pretty long legs.

Are you gonna post a pic or what?

[False]

yeah just make sure you include a name and postcode for fatal

[Rocsteady]

[vimeo]16814143[/vimeo]

this program is strawberry floating hilarious

edit - I was looking for episode 2 and Ive actually found a forum full of these guys - this gooseberry fool is insane

Mystery and J Dog

Look forward to watching this while I have my dinner later.

[False]

whole series here - http://tu.tv/usuario/dralks/videos/subidos/

start of ep2 is 10/10

[Rocsteady]

Nice one. I am slightly wondering if Mystery's full of gooseberry fool as he looks a complete gimp.

[False]

it looks like it sort of works, strawberry floating weird

most of the stuff he seems to be teaching is more like a confidence coach though, which is fundementally no real bad thing

[SEP]

yeah just make sure you include a name and postcode for fatal

As if Fatal couldn't find those out for himself...

[Fatal Exception]

I wish I had those hacker skills.

[Fade]

I just accidentily clicked on page 1 and now I'm depressed

please tell me glowy found someone

[Shadow]

So this post on Mumsnet seems to have gone viral: http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_cla ... your-penis

Do you dunk your penis?

I considered name changing for this, but, strawberry float it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Anyone have a penis beaker?

I just leave it as is - all cummy and sticky and stuff, the way nature intended.

[bigcheez2k3]

In the pink,? Meh, maybe wipe it with a sock.

Pot the brown? Straight to the bathroom afterwards.