Relationships Thread

[Errkal]

Nah Im not in love, her boobs were a bit disappointing.

Can't have everything.

[Charles Bronson]

Can I have her then?

[Knoyleo]

Where do you even find these chicks, Falsey?

[Victor Mildew]

So you had unprotected bum sex with a slag, who invited you to blow your load up there and no doubt does that with countless other blokes.



Enjoy your knob rot.

[False]

Who said unprotected?

Can I have her then?

Yeah.

Where do you even find these chicks, Falsey?

Mostly friends of 'friends'. Ive managed to build a fairly decent network of people I know just enough that I can get away with introducing myself to people they know or 'accidentally' bumping into them. Either that or just good time girls Ive identified on nights out. If you focus on getting digits instead of pulling one bird, at the end of the night you usually have a decent haul and can just mass text them the next day. 90% of my phonebook is just chicks that I only know the first name of.

Seriously, when you get the whole identifying thing down its a piece of piss.

[False]

I should add Im not some amazing looking millionaire who nails all these chicks at first sight. Its way way short of 100% success rate, and its a lot of graft. You gotta be texting/emailing them all the time and taking them out and gooseberry fool. Pure effort.

Im up to a total of around 40 in the past 12 months. A load of those Ive recycled loads of times though.

Id swap them all for the Italian one

[Something Fishy]

It doesn't bother me to say that's many times more than I've had in my entire life.

But we're all different and have different needs. Just wasn't something that bothered me outside of people I cared for.

Does that make me an anachronism and relic of the past?

[False]

Ive said before but I dont really know why I do it. I suspect its probably symptomatic of brain rot along the lines somewhere, but I just sort of have a craving for it sometimes. Ive gone a few weeks without anything a few times, and a few weeks where Ill do several on the trot.

I could probably give it up if I had something else to fill the time, because at the end of the day, sex gets boring.

[Something Fishy]

Ive said before but I dont really know why I do it. I suspect its probably symptomatic of brain rot along the lines somewhere, but I just sort of have a craving for it sometimes. Ive gone a few weeks without anything a few times, and a few weeks where Ill do several on the trot.

I could probably give it up if I had something else to fill the time, because at the end of the day, sex gets boring.

Yeah I'm not making any judgement at all mate. We are all different and have different needs.

If its who you are it's who you are mate. May slow down later on.

I used to be more bothered but always stuck to my partners and never bothered in between. These days.. I'm not sure i would even worry anymore if on my own now, I'd find other things to use my energy on. I think old age is setting in early.

[Dark Ritual]

You almost make it sound like a job. Each to their own, though.

[False]

Im sort of tempted to pack it in myself now and see how long I can manage before shooting up someplace.

It sounds so first world privilege to be all like 'I think Im addicted nobbing'.

[Something Fishy]

You almost make it sound like a job. Each to their own, though.

Nah, a pleasure but only with the right person for me. Which is of course my wife.

[Dark Ritual]

You almost make it sound like a job. Each to their own, though.

Nah, a pleasure but only with the right person for me. Which is of course my wife.

I meant Falsey (with the having to constantly text/email.)

[Something Fishy]

Im sort of tempted to pack it in myself now and see how long I can manage before shooting up someplace.

It sounds so first world privilege to be all like 'I think Im addicted nobbing'.

On the plus side, at least your addiction is bringing pleasure to others.

[Something Fishy]

You almost make it sound like a job. Each to their own, though.

Nah, a pleasure but only with the right person for me. Which is of course my wife.

I meant Falsey (with the having to constantly text/email.)

Oh gottya. Sorry.

[False]

Im sort of tempted to pack it in myself now and see how long I can manage before shooting up someplace.

It sounds so first world privilege to be all like 'I think Im addicted nobbing'.

On the plus side, at least your addiction is bringing pleasure to others.

Awww yeah it is

You almost make it sound like a job. Each to their own, though.

It sort of is.

[1cmanny1]

I think it is more of a condition.

[Exxy]

I really should get around to watching Shame.

[PaperMacheMario]

... Im fully aware you're all gonna 'Jay' on me and PPM is gonna post that same gif again...

Id swap them all for the Italian one

Nowhere near playa enough to be Jay, not worthy of the gif in this instance.

[kommissarboris]

I should add Im not some amazing looking millionaire who nails all these chicks at first sight. Its way way short of 100% success rate, and its a lot of graft. You gotta be texting/emailing them all the time and taking them out and gooseberry fool. Pure effort.

Im up to a total of around 40 in the past 12 months. A load of those Ive recycled loads of times though.

Id swap them all for the Italian one

Wish I could be arsed.