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Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:49 pm
by Poser
Dual wrote:
Skarjo wrote:I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.


did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?


With this ring I thee wed...

Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:49 pm
by SEP
Poser wrote:
Dual wrote:
Skarjo wrote:I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.


did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?


With this ring I thee wed...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:50 pm
by Pontius Pilate
:lol:

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:51 pm
by Dual
i will have to bring up the matter at our next weekly relationship meeting

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:52 pm
by False
"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"

Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:54 pm
by Skarjo
Poser wrote:
Dual wrote:
Skarjo wrote:I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.


did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?


With this ring I thee wed...


:lol:

Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:05 pm
by Poser
Red wrote:
Poser wrote:
Red wrote:Basically, you all need to chill out a bit.


On the contrary, it's possible to be too forgiving.


I don't think anyone on here is qualified to make that pronouncement about my situation.


Pfft. I've read a couple of posts on this thread that other people have written about you within the past hour or so. I don't see how I could be more qualified, TBH.


;)

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:09 pm
by Moggy
Falsey wrote:"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"


If she wants to lick mine then I would let her.

If she wants me to lick hers then I would broom her.

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:10 pm
by False
I wouldnt let a woman do it

all hairy and whatever, Id feel bad for her

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:10 pm
by degoose
this whole thing by Red about using the same toothbrush actually made me think wtf and also a bit Image

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:13 pm
by Herdanos
Reading the last few pages of this thread at work was a risk worth taking.

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:13 pm
by TheWay
Falsey wrote:"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"


How clean is said hole? I mean, are we talking enema and then fully jet-washing the outer ring?

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:16 pm
by False
clean enough that you'd put your mouth on it

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:18 pm
by Moggy
TheWay wrote:
Falsey wrote:"bringing to the table addendum c

licking of the butthole

yay or nay?"


How clean is said hole? I mean, are we talking enema and then fully jet-washing the outer ring?


She had just had a poo but she did run it under a cold tap afterwards.

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:22 pm
by TheWay
"She"? Ewwwwwww!

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:35 pm
by Holpil
TheWay wrote:"She"? Ewwwwwww!


Image

Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:58 pm
by Shadow
Pontius Pilate wrote:If your girlfriend isn't anal rimming you, you should broom her. Feels awesome.


I dunno.. I mean, I take good care of cleaning and grooming little Shadow, but the backgarden is pretty unkempt..

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:59 pm
by Fatal Exception
Rimming is vile. Don't like it in my porn, don't like it in my sex.

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:01 pm
by False
what a little bitch

Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:03 pm
by Poser
Image



Now, if that's not the cleverest ever use of that gif, I might as well retire now.