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Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:35 pm
by Victor Mildew
Sharing toothbrushes?! strawberry floating hell
May as we'll share toilet paper while you're at it, take turns, one side each.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 pm
by Dual
Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,
thats rank
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 pm
by Pontius Pilate
But genitals are way cleaner than the inside of mouths.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 pm
by Poser
Red wrote:Basically, you all need to chill out a bit.
On the contrary, it's possible to be
too forgiving.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:38 pm
by Moggy
Advent7 wrote:Sharing toothbrushes?! strawberry floating hell
May as we'll share toilet paper while you're at it, take turns, one side each.
Don't be silly, just wipe on the bathroom carpet.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:38 pm
by False
Dual wrote:Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,
thats rank
Id eat my dinner out of yours
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:38 pm
by SEP
Dual wrote:Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,
thats rank
As long as she's clean, it's all good.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:39 pm
by False
Moggy wrote:Advent7 wrote:Sharing toothbrushes?! strawberry floating hell
May as we'll share toilet paper while you're at it, take turns, one side each.
Don't be silly, just wipe on the bathroom carpet.
Ive got brown towels so I wipe a little bit on there every time
its like russian roulette but with towels and poo
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:39 pm
by Dual
I would not enjoy it.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:40 pm
by Dual
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Dual wrote:Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,
thats rank
As long as she's clean, it's all good.
no way. it's perverse
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:41 pm
by False
Dual wrote:Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Dual wrote:Falsey wrote:you know what, Ive licked a girls arsehole before,
thats rank
As long as she's clean, it's all good.
no way. it's perverse
thats why its so good
have you never treated your girlfriend to a tickle of the brown gates to the velvet palace?
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:42 pm
by Dual
No I have not.
Should I?
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:42 pm
by Pontius Pilate
Meh I lick my girlfriends asshole from time to time. Only after she's had a shower though. Perverse? Probably. So? All the good parts of sex are perverse.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:43 pm
by Red
Poser wrote:Red wrote:Basically, you all need to chill out a bit.
On the contrary, it's possible to be
too forgiving.
I don't think anyone on here is qualified to make that pronouncement about my situation.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:43 pm
by False
yeah, you should get on that stat before you wifey her
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:44 pm
by Pontius Pilate
If your girlfriend isn't anal rimming you, you should broom her. Feels awesome.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:45 pm
by Skarjo
I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.
Re: The ""Romantic"" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:47 pm
by False
buttholes are romantic skarjo you prude
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:47 pm
by 1cmanny1
Skarjo wrote:I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.
I think you should just brick this thread once and for all.
Re: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:48 pm
by Dual
Skarjo wrote:I think we're going to need another round of quotation marks in the title again.
did you lick your fiancees asshole before proposing?