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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Denster » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:31 am

Dblock you can't accuse anyone else of bullshitting. The amount of nonsense you spout.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Dblock » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:32 am

Starjo wrote:Derek, your ban ran out all of 45 minutes ago, want to rein it in a bit?


Understood.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Andrew Mills » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:24 am

Merry Falsemas wrote:can nail as many women as he wants with the proper application of technique and pressure.


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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by False » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:25 am

"Ive got a knife and a dick. Your choice if one or both enter you."

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by Fatal Exception » Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:05 pm


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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Winckle » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:31 pm

Merry Falsemas wrote:I am going to write your name on the next woman I strawberry float. I will photograph it and I will post it in this thread.

That is a promise.

DEREK written in edible chocolate on a women's lower back please.

We should migrate GRcade to Flarum. :toot:
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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by SEP » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:05 pm

Winckle wrote:
Merry Falsemas wrote:I am going to write your name on the next woman I strawberry float. I will photograph it and I will post it in this thread.

That is a promise.

DEREK written in edible chocolate on a women's lower back please.


What other kind of chocolate is there?

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Trelliz » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:14 pm

Let's check in the relationship thread, see how people are getting on...*reads last few pages*

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Jesus christ, you two should just hate-fuck and get it over with.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Cuban Pete » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:35 pm

The sexual tension between Derek and Falsey is incredible.




Well jel

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Cuban Pete » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:42 pm

I'm with dblock on the original point though; get your own woman. Even if you're not attached you're still a prick to do it.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Fatal Exception » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:07 pm

That would depend, if her boyfriend / partner is a dick at least speak to her and get her to leave him for you. Don't let her cheat though.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by DaLax » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:38 pm

Somebody Else's Presents wrote:
Winckle wrote:
Merry Falsemas wrote:I am going to write your name on the next woman I strawberry float. I will photograph it and I will post it in this thread.

That is a promise.

DEREK written in edible chocolate on a women's lower back please.


What other kind of chocolate is there?


Carob. That gooseberry fool is minging.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by 7256930752 » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:35 pm

Cuban Pete wrote:I'm with dblock on the original point though; get your own woman. Even if you're not attached you're still a prick to do it.

I still don't get this. If someone's wife/girlfriend doesn't care about their feelings why should I?

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Banjo » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:37 pm

Probably something to do with being the bigger person or something, I dunno.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Joer » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:15 pm

Told Mrs I wanted a divorce the other day. That went well. Asked me if i'd consider staying with her for 6 months to give it a try to work things out. Told her i'd think about it, but I also recently found out that she's fallen in love with someone else now apparently, so this seems to be completely over. I feel like a mug for wanting to try and work things out though. The contract on our flat is up at the end of January so I think as of then, she'll be gone. As much as she's my wife and I love her dearly, because of what she's done to me I hate her just as much now. I think i'll always resent her for this so there's not much I can do now beyond ending it in my eyes. I don't think that if we stay together things will get much better between us. Letting her go is honestly going to be the hardest thing i've ever done.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Fade » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:24 pm



My girlfriend said she would get me small Brian's autograph. I love her :wub:

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Andrew Mills » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:25 pm

Joer wrote:Told Mrs I wanted a divorce the other day. That went well. Asked me if i'd consider staying with her for 6 months to give it a try to work things out. Told her i'd think about it, but I also recently found out that she's fallen in love with someone else now apparently, so this seems to be completely over. I feel like a mug for wanting to try and work things out though. The contract on our flat is up at the end of January so I think as of then, she'll be gone. As much as she's my wife and I love her dearly, because of what she's done to me I hate her just as much now. I think i'll always resent her for this so there's not much I can do now beyond ending it in my eyes. I don't think that if we stay together things will get much better between us. Letting her go is honestly going to be the hardest thing i've ever done.

Well that strawberry floating sucks donkey balls, but she's also got brazen nuts for asking you to keep working at it if you know for a fact she's in love with somebody else. Sadly; brooming her now appears to be the best bet (as hard as that's going to be considering all the various forms of investments made in the relationship/marriage). I wish you the best of luck.

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by SEP » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:27 pm

Joer wrote:Told Mrs I wanted a divorce the other day. That went well. Asked me if i'd consider staying with her for 6 months to give it a try to work things out. Told her i'd think about it, but I also recently found out that she's fallen in love with someone else now apparently, so this seems to be completely over. I feel like a mug for wanting to try and work things out though. The contract on our flat is up at the end of January so I think as of then, she'll be gone. As much as she's my wife and I love her dearly, because of what she's done to me I hate her just as much now. I think i'll always resent her for this so there's not much I can do now beyond ending it in my eyes. I don't think that if we stay together things will get much better between us. Letting her go is honestly going to be the hardest thing i've ever done.


Hime?

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by Andrew Mills » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:28 pm

Somebody Else's Presents wrote:
Joer wrote:Told Mrs I wanted a divorce the other day. That went well. Asked me if i'd consider staying with her for 6 months to give it a try to work things out. Told her i'd think about it, but I also recently found out that she's fallen in love with someone else now apparently, so this seems to be completely over. I feel like a mug for wanting to try and work things out though. The contract on our flat is up at the end of January so I think as of then, she'll be gone. As much as she's my wife and I love her dearly, because of what she's done to me I hate her just as much now. I think i'll always resent her for this so there's not much I can do now beyond ending it in my eyes. I don't think that if we stay together things will get much better between us. Letting her go is honestly going to be the hardest thing i've ever done.


Hime?

Probably Brandon (or David Guetta). :(

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PostRe: The "Romantic" "Relationship" Thread
by LewisD » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:31 pm

Joer, your best chance at getting over this is to PM nudes and vids.
Slay the dragon and that..


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