Relationships Thread

[Charles Bronson]

dont put your dick where you wouldnt put your mouth

lol I'm stealing this

[Joer]

Well you're married now, so I'd have to say definitely not yours

Your place it is then! I'll be over at about 5, is that alright?

The first relationship formed in this thread. Hopefully it won't be another one ended in here too.

[Dual]

Joer how are you finding married life?

You seem like a great guy I hope you're happy.

[Dual]

Preezy gone got married too! Where he at?

[Joer]

Can't believe Preezy didn't invite me. He was all 'yeah, we'll keep in touch, meet up for drinks when we leave uni'. He doesn't even text me when Arsenal play rubbish anymore.

And married life's alright, lots of sex and she keeps cooking dinner for me. I had a roast dinner on a Tuesday for Christ sake!

[That]

Married life's alright, lots of sex and she keeps cooking dinner for me.

She's going to go mental if she ever reads that you know...

[Dual]

And married life's alright

Well what more can a brother ask for?

[Joer]

We watched Oldboy earlier and as soon as it finished she took me in to the bedroom to have sex. I'm gonna be honest, it's the last film I'd have thought of that'd make her horny, but she obviously loves a bit of incest!

We got ourselves some Home insurance and a joint bank account like proper grown ups too.

Didn't you (Dual) get hitched or something recently too? How's that going?

[Dual]

Thanks for remembering Joer you're a great member of this community. I actually got engaged this summer and getting married in July next year.

I would give being engaged an Edge [8] Wedding planning is exciting and boring in equal amounts. And my bank account cry.

[Bunni]

And married life's alright, lots of sex and she keeps cooking dinner for me. I had a roast dinner on a Tuesday for Christ sake!

Pfft, amateur. I've been doing that for years and it hasn't cost Anung in diamonds.

strawberry float. I did it wrong

GG mrs joer

[Joer]

There's nothing more exciting than wedding planning. As long as your Mrs does it while you're playing games.

I got home from work one day and she just went "you owe me £117". I ask why, naturally, and she explains that she's bought a pillow for rings to sit on, some table decorations and a basket. That gooseberry fool is expensive.

[False]

shes having a smoke break

best decision ever

[Moggy]

There's nothing more exciting than wedding planning. As long as your Mrs does it while you're playing games.

I got home from work one day and she just went "you owe me £117". I ask why, naturally, and she explains that she's bought a pillow for rings to sit on, some table decorations and a basket. That gooseberry fool is expensive.

That's why I didn't even tell my wife we were getting married until the day before. Less stress and a lot cheaper.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

See when I am dressed up, suit and tie etc, I feel like I look better, because I probably do look better, and other people respond to that by thinking I look better. Very simple, no surprises there etc.

See when I look better, or more importantly when I feel that I look better, I absolutely hate myself. Tracksuit and trainers any day. Find me a 'lady' that doesn't give a gooseberry fool about what others think of the man she's with, that's what I want. I'll be comfortable in myself if someone is comfortable with me. Simple, but I think I needed to say it out loud. Affirmation, if you like.

[smurphy]

That was a bit out of the blue.

[aayl1]

Find me a 'lady'

I like wearing a suit. I look sharp in one these days.

[smurphy]

Was stalking your Facebook recently Aaron, you've turned into quite the handsome chap.

[aayl1]

Yes. Yes I have.

[Tafdolphin]

I swear, one of these days I'm going to move to strawberry floating Holland. Every Dutch girl I've met travelling has been either extremely hot, extremely nice or, more often than not, extremely hot and extremely nice.

In other news, I have an allergy to something at the hostel I'm working at. I have omnipresent purple bags under my eyes and a lovely rash resembling a pair of red, pustulous spectacles. So much for my plan to seduce all the female guests. Booo.

[False]

Yes. Yes I have.

pics

my evening went well - exactly what I needed

shes a nice girl too, I think Ill make her a regular

she just offered to pay for my flights if I go on holiday with her