Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:00 pm

We've moved over to a free messenger called Kik.
Thanks mate, any other tips?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **OnlyShallow** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:05 pm

Arrange a date. That is what you are both there for after all

You've got to remember that she is probably having conversations with other guys from tinder. If you're not fast you're last and all that

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Imrahil** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:12 pm

Tell her your body is ready.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Dual** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:18 pm

alreet pet canny lass

PostRelationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:19 pm

Classic GR.

She lives very nearby so meeting would be easy. It's just that...err, my photos don't really tell the full story.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **OnlyShallow** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:34 pm

gooseberry fool. You're strawberry floated.

That is the one thing people hate more than anything else, is when Cuban Pete doesn't turn up

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:35 pm

Buffalo » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:19 pm wrote:Classic GR.

She lives very nearby so meeting would be easy. It's just that...err, my photos don't really tell the full story.

Tell her you want to spend a few snoops on her out on the bants.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:37 pm

It's like I'm some sort of parody account.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Knoyleo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:06 pm

Buffalo » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:37 pm wrote:It's like I'm some sort of parody account.

You're not?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:15 pm

You used to be alright.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Knoyleo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:19 pm

I never used to be alright.

My stock opener on tinder (when there's nothing too obvious to comment on in pics/profile) is actually a Simpsons quote, but it's the most successful opener I've had so far.

"What's your least favourite country, Italy or France?"

Most don't get it, but it's a bit of a different opener, so you get a response, and the topic of conversation either moves on to travel or food, both good icebreakers. On the rare occasion a girl gets the reference, I immediately propose.

Still, doesn't work all the time:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Rightey** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:28 pm

Give that man 10,000 dollars!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:30 pm

Smooth as strawberry float.

Corazon de Leon · PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Corazon de Leon** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:41 pm

Buffalo » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:00 pm wrote:We've moved over to a free messenger called Kik.
Thanks mate, any other tips?

Someone asked me to do that, I figured it was a bot and blocked the gooseberry fool out of her.

Knoyleo, why is Freddie Mercury lurking behind you in your tinder pic?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:43 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Buffalo » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:00 pm wrote:We've moved over to a free messenger called Kik.
Thanks mate, any other tips?

Someone asked me to do that, I figured it was a bot and blocked the gooseberry fool out of her.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Knoyleo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:11 pm

Corazon de Leon » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:41 pm wrote:Knoyleo, why is Freddie Mercury lurking behind you in your tinder pic?

Haunted nightclub.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:04 pm

*sigh* So immediately the dirty pictures start. I'm not snapping John Thomas to send to a total stranger.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Joer** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:20 pm

Is there any good dating apps for a Windows Phone? My mate was asking me about it yesterday and we couldn't find any at all for some reason.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:03 pm

Joer » Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:20 pm wrote:Is there any good dating apps for a Windows Phone? My mate was asking me about it yesterday and we couldn't find any at all for some reason.

Nobody wants to date Windows Phone users.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:04 pm

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