Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **aayl1** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:01 am

Dude, get to a doctor NOW. It shouldn't be that purple or seeping all the time. Can't believe you posted a pic of it considering it's that small.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **That** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:25 am

aayl1 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:01 am wrote:Dude, get to a doctor NOW. It shouldn't be that purple or seeping all the time. Can't believe you posted a pic of it considering it's that small.

I guess when you lose that much blood from it, it kind of shrivels? I hope he makes it to A&E before it goes septic!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Green Gecko** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:31 am

Looks like septicaemia to me. You didn't just land a gold digger m8

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **That** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:34 am

I guess Falsey's deleted that post now. I can see why; I'd be embarrassed too.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Green Gecko** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:36 am

That's a new low, even for grcade.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:37 am

its the last time I share anything personal with you strawberry floaters

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **aayl1** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:04 pm

FE now knows the exact postcode of Falsey's penis.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **bigcheez2k3** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:32 pm

What did I miss?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Andrew Mills** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:01 pm

bigcheez2k3 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:32 pm wrote:What did I miss?

I'm assuming a pic of little Falsey?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Green Gecko** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:02 pm

Falsey's knob ring.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **That** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:19 pm

I don't know what he was thinking, trying to jam it into a wedding ring. I mean, sure, he succeeded - but at what cost? :dread:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Winckle** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:29 pm

Kawaiiprof » 25 Apr 2014, 15:19 wrote:I don't know what he was thinking, trying to jam it into a wedding ring. I mean, sure, he succeeded - but at what cost?

He's achieved true love. :wub:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:31 pm

Not the first ring he's jammed it in today I'd wager :datass:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:56 pm

Ad7 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:31 pm wrote:Not the first ring he's jammed it in today I'd wager

Is that a good or bad thing? I cant tell.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:25 pm

Depends on if it was consensual or not.

If not, then :datass:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Winckle** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:25 pm

Falsey » 25 Apr 2014, 15:56 wrote:
Ad7 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:31 pm wrote:Not the first ring he's jammed it in today I'd wager

Is that a good or bad thing? I cant tell.

Depends on whose ring I suppose.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:31 pm

Im not picky, mate.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Buffalo** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:05 pm

I'm after some advice. I could do with some tips on talking to lasses who you meet on Tinder. Got paired up with a great girl yesterday but wouldn't mind some stock topics to fall back on.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **1cmanny1** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:11 pm

Buy low, sell high. Further reading:
http://www.marketwatch.com/Organizations/New_York_Stock_Exchange

That will woo them.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **OnlyShallow** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:29 pm

Buffalo wrote:I'm after some advice. I could do with some tips on talking to lasses who you meet on Tinder. Got paired up with a great girl yesterday but wouldn't mind some stock topics to fall back on.

Do you mean how do you initiate a conversation with them via tinder?

Try "you look cool in your pics" make a joke about one of them, mention that it is a refreshing change that she isn't pictured riding a horse/hugging a tiger/skiing/kissing a dolphin. Riff about the shallowness of tinder

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