Relationships Thread

You are terrible person :lol:

in my defence, I never wanted to go out with her to begin with - I was bored and she had been nagging me about it for ages

Scotty wrote:
Wedgie wrote:At least she's not his sister and having sex with him in a motherwell train station lift.

Wtf?!

Thought you would know about that story but hey ho! Here it is.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... t-sex.html

Dual-avatar worthy?

Falsey wrote:I had a girlfriend a few years back who put up with all the cunty gooseberry fool I did (though I never got round to raping her), she was a genuine mental case and it was a fun game to see how far you could push her

what Im saying is, all you lads out there who have backchatting smartarse girlfriends, keep looking, because out there is your very own red to break and bend to your will - it warms the heart to see

Cheers for making me choke on my breakfast :lol:

Falsey wrote:I had a girlfriend a few years back who put up with all the cunty gooseberry fool I did (though I never got round to raping her), she was a genuine mental case and it was a fun game to see how far you could push her

I had one of those, it really was amazing what you could get away with. She so wanted to be with me that she would believe any nonsense I told her, even when it so obviously untrue.

*Other girl sends her texts saying she's been sleeping with me

ME: "Oh she's just crazy, she's just trying to break us up so she can get with me"

HER: "Ok honey.. Well nothing like that could ever break us up" :wub:

That, or things like it, happened dozens of times. One girl even sent her a detailed description of my bedroom in an effort to prove I'd been cheating and she still believed me.

As much fun as it was, I think in the end you just realise that the whole situation is a bit weird. That they're so desperate to be with you, they'd put up with all that utter cuntishness.

Conversely, my missus doesn't put up with gooseberry fool. :lol:

Poser wrote:
Red wrote:
Winckle wrote:I guess the moral of the story is, treat women awfully, because they will come back for some reason.

I think it's generally known as forgiveness. Sometimes adults do this when they understand the situation is more complicated than wisecracking teenagers might be able to grasp.

> Posts in the GRcade romantic relationship thread
> Hopes 100% of the responses are encouraging and serious

True. Willful stupidity is particularly annoying, I guess. Like I don't mind Manny wading in because he's just an out and out moron, so you know, aww bless him. Others ought to know better.

Good Luck Red, hope he has his own toothbrush now.

Nah, we still share :wub:

Our biggest argument is over me never leaving the cap on the toothpaste. My position: life's too short. His position: wasps will eat it.

sharing a toothbrush is straight up rank

My brother puts the cap on the toothpaste before letting the toothpaste suck back into the tube. This results in a load of manky gooey toothpaste congealing around the cap. It's disgusting.

In other, more relationshippy news, I've decided I will not stay another year in Japan, and will come home permanently in July. This means breaking up with the girl over there, which will be absolutely horrible.

No LDR?

why wouldnt you buy your own toothpaste and keep it seperate

Red wrote:No LDR?

Not without a forseeable end point, no. We're also kind of at different stages in our lives, and she's pretty tied up in Japan. There's a case to be made that we wouldn't have even been together for this long if the relationship didn't have a definite end point, to be honest...

Falsey wrote:why wouldnt you buy your own toothpaste and keep it separate

The would be four toothpastes for a couple living separately. Bit pointless.

Red wrote:His position: wasps will eat it.

lol so cute :3

dont you have a wash bag?

Red wrote:
Falsey wrote:why wouldnt you buy your own toothpaste and keep it separate

The would be four toothpastes for a couple living separately. Bit pointless.

You know toothpaste is portable, right?

You're right, I should just carry it on me at all times. Much better.

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