Run ins with nutters

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Mommy Christmas** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:54 pm

~Earl Grey~ wrote:I feel I have to tread carefully in that house. Everyone is on his side, it seems. I'll take a lot of crap but I feel my limit approaching. His shirt somehow got torn so I'll no doubt get him all up in my gooseberry fool over that soon enough. I am starting to want to hurt him...

what?

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Vermin** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:54 pm

Let's be honest, you want him dead.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Alvin Flummux** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:34 pm

Shall we plan the act together, as a forum? I feel it'd be a good bonding event for us.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **freeda** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:59 pm

~Earl Grey~ wrote:I feel I have to tread carefully in that house. Everyone is on his side, it seems. I'll take a lot of crap but I feel my limit approaching. His shirt somehow got torn so I'll no doubt get him all up in my gooseberry fool over that soon enough. I am starting to want to hurt him...

You seem to know a lot of bad people? Perhaps it is you who attracts the wrong crowd or something?

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Vermin** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:10 pm

I think that's just wales for you mate

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **degoose** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:12 pm

move out, they sound amazingly dodgy.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Lagamorph** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:16 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:Shall we plan the act together, as a forum? I feel it'd be a good bonding event for us.

Next meet up event?

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Vermin** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:32 pm

Don't know how a meph addict's going to pay us for this.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Alvin Flummux** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:32 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Shall we plan the act together, as a forum? I feel it'd be a good bonding event for us.

Next meet up event?

We'll make a day of it.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Vermin** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:39 pm

Guys guys earl grey pm'd me, says this has gone far enough now. Never wanted major playaz taking an interest

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **SEP** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:51 pm

TimeGhost wrote:Guys guys earl grey pm'd me, says this has gone far enough now. Never wanted major playaz taking an interest

It's too late. We've already exchanged meaningful looks.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Archaeon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:59 pm

Is Earl Grey incredibly naive or just stupid? Drop the habit and get the strawberry float out of there, man.

PostRun ins with nutters by **Dual** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:10 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
TimeGhost wrote:Get yourself contact lenses.

Contact Lenses are the work of a Masochist. I'll wear my glasses any day.

Speccy prick

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **~Earl Grey~** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:45 pm

Mommy wrote:
~Earl Grey~ wrote:I feel I have to tread carefully in that house. Everyone is on his side, it seems. I'll take a lot of crap but I feel my limit approaching. His shirt somehow got torn so I'll no doubt get him all up in my gooseberry fool over that soon enough. I am starting to want to hurt him...

what?

In other words, next time I see him I expect some kind of demand for payment. Which he isn't getting. Should make things interesting.

This guy constantly boasts about how much money he makes, yet he's lodging at our (frankly horrendous) place in some kind of clandestine sub-letting arrangement with another tenant. We all live there because we're essentially trapped (in arrears, on housing benefit, unemployed). He actually seems to want to live in this hole (no doubt on account of the crazy valley boys over the road, who prove a lucrative source of business).

He never seems to have anything to show for his business - apart from all the Wii games and takeaways (sometimes 2 a day delivered to the house). Oh, and the reason he's here in the first place is because he's been kicked out by both his girlfriend and his family. He's such an angry little man, too. Even when in a good mood I've only seen him smile at others' misery and he's always going on about people he's going to "batter" or "smash strawberry float out of".

He is seriously starting to bring out some sadistic thoughts in me.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Pontius Pilate** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:49 pm

He must be a nutter if he spends his well earned dodgy money buying wii games.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **~Earl Grey~** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:25 pm

He's a strange fella. A short, fat videogames geek who seems to have a real tough streak. Maybe he was bullied to strawberry float in school or something. Whatever, fair play to him, he certainly carries himself well.

Maybe I should put him on Meme Generator or something...

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **1cmanny1** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:43 pm

^ The life and drama of Justin Bieber ladies and gentlemen.

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **PCCD** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:47 pm

Is it too late to get in on the forum outing?

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **Prototype** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:49 am

Yoshimi wrote:Thought I'd share this incident that happened to me today, and welcome your anecdotes involving bampots.

I'd just finished a cycle with the local bike club and was waiting on my wife and kids outside a shopping centre, in my bike gear.

A silver Mitsubishi Shogun pulls in across three disabled spaces and a woman gets out the passenger side and enters the shops. The fat driver leaves his engine running and a few minutes go by. He then opens his window and throws a cup of tea out the window. I shook me head. He then drives right at me and says "What's your problem?".

Me : "Um... how about you're too lazy to park your car, stop your engine or put your cup in the bin?"

Him : "What's it to you? You specky prick."

Me : "Oh well done mate. Haven't been called specky since primary school."

Him : "I hope you have a strawberry floating heart attack you twat!"

Me : "Eh, I think we all know who's going to be first to have a heart attack mate!"

He continues to shout obscenities at me, which I ignore. My family arrive, I put my bike in my wife's car (rather than locking it outside the shops) and he drives off. However when we come out the shopping centre an hour or so later, he drives past again and beeps his horn. No idea what he's been doing in that time or why he's back in the carpark. Thankfully didn't notice any damage to our car.

The whole thing just left me mad all day. What a complete and utter prick he was. Bullying and starting trouble because someone dared react to his shitty behaviour.

Anyway, 'cool story bro', 'had to be there' etc...

Was this at the Gyle?

PostRe: Run ins with nutters by **~Earl Grey~** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:14 am

TimeGhost wrote:I think that's just wales for you mate

Possibly. Although I'm told that Scottish chav-types (this guy is more of a fat emo, but you know what I mean) are the most terrifying. I've met some of those types from North England and they were a bit scary. I suppose they're everywhere though, but the South Wales Valleys do have some nutters yeah.

I had another run-in today with some coke dealer from Cwmbran. Got a hookup through a friend who likes his sniff and is also pretty hard - he's done time, loves to spar UFC-style with whoever will indulge him (so that's my 66kg ass out of the question).

This nutter mate of his spent ages trying to find Pontypridd, got pissy with me over the phone even though he couldn't follow simple directions (he even managed to go from one far-reaching suburb of town to the one diametrically opposite between phonecalls - completely bypassing us).

Finally, after much "telenavigation" on my part, he arrived. I had no idea what to expect. My mate is pretty tough but fairly "normal", too. Yeah, he likes to party, etc, but he's rational enough, pretty generous and doesn't throw his weight around, etc. However, it shouldn't really have surprised me to see a Peugeot 306 with 3 topless meatheads inside angrily pull up. "strawberry float, here we go", I thought (they were already pretty intimidating).

The one we spoke to on the phone (curiously monickered "Jessy") stormed out of the car and angrily paced towards us, while shouting at our mutual associate. He walked right past me and punched him pretty hard (he blocked but it left a decent lump on his forearm), then gave him a dressing down for making him late. Apparently he was tagged and under curfew, so was pissed off because he was risking prison for this.

My mate was visibly shocked, you could tell that even he was a bit scared. Then this "Jessy" came up to me and demanded the money, so I gave it to him, then he asked how much was there. After I told him, he turned to my mate again and told him that he was slapping an extra tenner on for the inconvenience (we'd already put in one tenner for his petrol money). "OK, I'll sort it tomorrow", was my mate's sheepish reply.

He proceeded to grab the money out of my hand - then he reached for my pocket! At first I thought he was looking for more money but, thankfully, he was putting the delivery in my pocket.

In a vain attempt to placate the situation, I thanked him for driving out and (without admitting liability) expressed my regrets that he got lost. He then looked me in the eye and started shouting something about me "being cheeky" - replete with lots of stabby pointing gestures - then carried on barking about the extra tenner as he got into his car. Then they drove away (the others in the car didn't even get out).

Of course, the package was about 30% light and of lacklustre potency. But what the hell am I going to do about it? :lol:

I should also add that this was in broad daylight, about 15 yards from some shops, bars, etc and within spitting distance of the A470. We were under the impression that we'd be able to get in his car and transact while on the move, but that clearly wasn't possible so he just did it right there on the street. While making rather a lot of commotion.

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