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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Mini E » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:18 pm

Skippy wrote:Guess you guys don't bother with play money at all? I've recently downloaded PKR again and I'm getting pissed off at the wankers going all in every bloody round.


Occasionally I do play money Pokerstars if finances are particularly tight temporarily and it winds me up so badly :lol: blinds are like 25/50 and people are shoving 20,000 with J 9 off :lol:

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Drumstick » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:22 pm

Mini E wrote:Occasionally I do play money Pokerstars if finances are particularly tight temporarily and it winds me up so badly :lol: blinds are like 25/50 and people are shoving 20,000 with J 9 off :lol:

Of all the hands to pick. :|

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Mini E » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:28 pm

:lol: I can't stand J 9 :lol:

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by PaperMacheMario » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:38 pm

Drumstick wrote:
Mini E wrote:Occasionally I do play money Pokerstars if finances are particularly tight temporarily and it winds me up so badly :lol: blinds are like 25/50 and people are shoving 20,000 with J 9 off :lol:

Of all the hands to pick. :|

J9supremacy4life.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Psychic » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:39 pm

I thought it was J9 sooooted only Drummy?

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Drumstick » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:43 pm

J9s is preferable, but I'll take any J9 I can get.

Mini E wrote: :lol: I can't stand J 9 :lol:

And if you thought I was joking...

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3668&p=2040755&hilit=supremacy4life#p2040755
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3668&p=2164949&hilit=j9dd#p2164949

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by DML » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:43 pm

From the Mario Kart thread.

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HSH28 wrote:A competitive multiplayer game where its entirely possible to make no mistakes at all and still not win.

Yeah that sounds just great. At least against AI the game itself can balance out the randomness of it all.


strawberry float me...you'd HATE poker! :lol:

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Psychic » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:45 pm

Drumstick wrote:J9s is preferable, but I'll take any J9 I can get.

Pfft, I thought you were a purist.

In other news, I've unlocked the first 2013 VPP bonus of $10. Can't wait to lose it some donk at the tables. 8-)

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Mini E » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:55 pm

Drumstick wrote:J9s is preferable, but I'll take any J9 I can get.

Mini E wrote: :lol: I can't stand J 9 :lol:

And if you thought I was joking...

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3668&p=2040755&hilit=supremacy4life#p2040755
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3668&p=2164949&hilit=j9dd#p2164949



J 10s is my favourite hand as that's what I hit my only royal flush with :lol:J9 I don't like though. Never have. I really quite like 72. 72 suited is great fun. If I'm late in position and there are no raises before me I'm always tempted to give it a go and then either get the hand or turn it into a bluff :lol: It's surprisingly successful

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by DML » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:58 pm

I always like getting 10-7, I've made some killer hands with the Negreanu recently.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Mini E » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:59 pm

I remember one of his beats of Mike Matusow with that at late night poker. Such a nice hand :lol:

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by PaperMacheMario » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:28 am

10-8s 4eva

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Drumstick » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:51 pm

You say that all you want but it doesn't matter until it's got documented success in this thread.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by PaperMacheMario » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:17 pm

I'll make sure it's the winning hand when I win the WSOP. That'll teach ya.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Psychic » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:25 pm

"And PPM turns over Aces, but it's no match for generic hoody American males T8s, which has rivered a full house! HOODY WINS! HOODY WINS!"

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by PaperMacheMario » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:27 pm

PsychicSykes wrote:"And PPM turns over Aces, but it's no match for generic hoody American males T8s, which has rivered a full house! HOODY WINS! HOODY WINS!"

Would be a massive coincidence with a guy called PPM losing against 10-8s one year, and then PMM winning with it the next.

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Psychic » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:48 pm

PaperMacheMario wrote:
PsychicSykes wrote:"And PPM turns over Aces, but it's no match for generic hoody American males T8s, which has rivered a full house! HOODY WINS! HOODY WINS!"

Would be a massive coincidence with a guy called PPM losing against 10-8s one year, and then PMM winning with it the next.

Who?

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by PaperMacheMario » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:00 pm

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Drumstick » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:46 pm

PsychicSykes wrote:"And PPM turns over Aces, but it's no match for generic hoody American males T8s, which has rivered a full house! HOODY WINS! HOODY WINS!"

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PostRe: The Poker Thread
by Dark Ritual » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:51 pm

Anyone going to be watching this Heads Up unromantic that's being aired on US Network TV?


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