Kate Middleton's Royal Boobs [Pg.3 NSFW]

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PostKate Middleton's Royal Boobs [Pg.3 NSFW]
by Rubix » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:01 am

It was only a matter of time, really...

Just weeks after Prince Harry was photographed naked in Las Vegas, a French magazine is planning to publish topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge.

The images of Kate were reportedly taken by unscrupulous paparazzi while she and William were on holidays in France last week.

The photos were bought by French gossip magazine Closer, which has announced it will publish them today.

A teaser was posted on the magazine's website last night reading "World Exclusive; Kate and William in Provence: Oh My God!"

Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/71 ... z26QPuJJx2


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Lets hope her sister follows

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Drunken_Master » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:22 am

Seen them. Not impressed.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Venom » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:29 am

Drunken_Master wrote:Seen them. Not impressed.


the pictures or the tits?

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by False » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:45 am

Cool.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Fatal Exception » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:46 am

If you're famous you should expect people to spy on you with insane telephoto lenses, catching any nudity they can.

In fact she's paid for by tax money, we own her. I bagsy 2nd go on her when William is done.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Drunken_Master » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:58 am

8-)

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by False » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:59 am

Lame. Get a better camera you French shitheads.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Errkal » Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:59 am

Wow thats really not worth all the hype.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Rubix » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:14 am

Damn I am at work now but doesn't sound to good anyway

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by aayl1 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:18 am

I was more dissapointed by the fact that the thread creator was not KKlein than the pictures.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by rudderless » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:19 am

The Google translation of the French website for the magazine is hilarious.

A little over a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol, etiquette in a very garden of Eden. Almost alone in the world ... For Closer was there! Discover a preview of the pictures the world in 24h comment.

After the holidays olé-olé of Prince Harry Veg as, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William . Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you've never seen ... and as you never see her again!

Find out tomorrow exclusively Closer photos that the world did not expect: the Duchess of Cambridge topless on the terrace of a guest house in the Luberon! OMG!

Tomorrow Closer
It is good to meet face-to-face with her ​​husband, finally free of the daily worries, bows, media pressure. For their second honeymoon, William and Kate chose Provence for a romantic desire. Only the world. Their motto: holiday I forget everything, the greyness of London, and even the swimsuit in the suitcase remained of the height ...

At Castle Autet, Kate's perfect bronzag e and smeared his body naiad a sunscreen spf 50 while William strums on his shelf. And to avoid tan lines, Kate thought of everything ... and remove the jersey.

In pictures: A couple like many others who enjoy the sun between two hugs ... except that the future queen Kate and William is called to ascend the throne.

Kate inventiveness and redouble sensuality to tickle his favorite driver. A splash in the pool and hop a swimsuit to dry!

Do not miss this special edition of Closer exceptionally sale tomorrow.


:lol: Right, I'm off for a quick strum on my shelf.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Dual » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:25 am

Sounds like a exceprt from 50 Shades of Grey :lol:

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Knoyleo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:43 am

So where are the actual pictures?

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Drunken_Master » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:53 am

Knoyleo wrote:So where are the actual pictures?



:lol:

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by NickSCFC » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:53 am

Thread disappoints/pictures or it didn't happen

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Knoyleo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:55 am

Drunken_Master wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:So where are the actual pictures?



:lol:

:?:

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Rubix » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:03 am

NickSCFC wrote:Thread disappoints/pictures or it didn't happen


The photos were bought by French gossip magazine Closer, which has announced it will publish them today.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Drunken_Master » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:06 am

They've already been published.

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Rubix » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:12 am

Drunken_Master wrote:They've already been published.


Im at work now so can't really go searching

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PostRe: Kate Middleton's topless photos
by Moggy » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:15 am

Rubix wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:They've already been published.


Im at work now so can't really go searching


Do we have to do everything for you Ruby?

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