site23 wrote:Custard pie to blind someone is a good idea. I feel you really have to think outside of the (Lindor) box here.
What's the worst sweet you could throw into someone's eyes -- can we do better than the pie? Maybe popping candy? Or like, if this doesn't stretch the definition of a sweet too much, you could throw sherbet powder like that "pocket sand" scene from King of the Hill?
Pocket Sherbet!
EDIT: I should've finished reading your post without coming up with what I thought was an original joke.